What Men Shouldn't Do While Having Sex

27 Sep 2011


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meukr 12 year s ago
so cliché....
       
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Enter your name 12 year s ago
TL;DR
       
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inocybe 12 year s ago
Your sexual life seems to be really annoying.
       
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Alkhoren 12 year s ago
It's general advices, each girl has preferences, and turn on for some is turn off for others.
       
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JennaS 12 year s ago
The first three commenters are obviously men.
       
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meukr 12 year s ago
obviously, you are a woman. XD

these are obvious facts.......

men aren't careless as that.....but these quotes actually makes me smile.cause it's just plain sexist stereotypes.
       
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Tarzan 12 year s ago
normal things.. good for amateurs...
       
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lolzz 12 year s ago
good for 80% of the izismile visitors.. Those who never leave their computer screen!
       
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Enter your name 12 year s ago
none of this is actually fun for the man. No wonder many quit and turn to porn.
       
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spinnaker 12 year s ago
Ugh, 40 pointless selfish bullshit tips...dont come too soon, dont take too long, yadda yadda.? I mean really....its obvious some dumb bitch wrote this....
       
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kingoftheforest 12 year s ago
If you follow these tips it will be the last time you get laid.
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 12 year s ago
<<== rules? I don't need no sinking rules
       
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JennaS 12 year s ago
If a man followed even half of these, he'd get it morning, noon and night, and several times in between. It's so simple, but sadly most men are just not that skilled. Luckily my man is ;)

Yeah, these tips suck! I mean really, what woman wants to sleep with a dude who's actually good in bed anyway? Caressing her breasts!? Playing with her clit!? Touching any non-genitalia body parts!? Kissing her!!??? No fun for the man at all! If I can't give her crotch wedgies, chomp on her nipples, do my famous ninja anal, give her pussy roadrash with my unshaven chin, or shove her face into my balls, then I don't want any part of it! I'll take my porn over passionate sex with a real woman any day!

And yes, I am a woman and this is a sarcastic post the summarizes what I've read from the boys who have commented.
       
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the dude 12 year s ago
right....he'd get it "morning , noon, and night", huh? cause i guess nothing is hotter to a chick than a pussy whipped faggot for a man....bitch, please....
       
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naninator 12 year s ago
well said JennaS
       
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izzimyfizzi 12 year s ago
Men are selfish bastards anyway. They couldn't give a shit how a woman feels! I'm amazed that the one's who have commented here even bothered to read this.
       
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Enter your name 12 year s ago
i guess you're a lesbian..
       
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Enter your name 12 year s ago
follow this and have no sex
       
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ptpie 12 year s ago
who the hell rote this
       
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Enter your name 12 year s ago
this list sucks ass. everybody's different, if you wanna have good sex, make sure it's consensual, talk about it, take your time and then enjoy. and if you don't, talk some more!
       
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shd 12 year s ago
not bad at all, except, i dont think i ever need thoes advices.
but its ok, i guess.
       
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Enter your name 12 year s ago
i agree with the "NO nipple biting" my boyfriend literally almost bit my nipple off:X Turn Off
       
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sweet cheeks 12 year s ago
blah, too many rules for me! I guess I'll just have to turn to hot gay man sex.....
       
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cindiva 11 year s ago
wow....so hot but shouldn't the guy have the pleasure?
       
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