You generally take your tie off
Your 'crew' does not do this in the middle of the street
You are not dancing in the Jersey Shore
You don't typically body-slam people you're dancing with
You dance on floors that are attached to the ground
You dance in safe, open spaces
You don't break your face when you dance
You regularly stay on your feet
You seldom break furniture with your moves
You regularly do not point when you dance
You're not Daggering someone off a cliff
You don't kick holes in the wall
Finally: You are not in the 'Friday' video
Not you
Get her to the hospital...NOW
And if you do dance like the above individuals, Buzzfeed recommends a lesson from Charlie Brown: Shoulders up, head side to side
But in the end we know you're just going to Buzz Lightyear
So just keep doing your thing. But be safe