This restaurant employee who had a little Freudian Sip:
This McEmployee who probably just left the position of "Smiling Feces":
This writer (and his editor):
This architect who didn't take into account how the sun works:
This dividing-line painter who threw caution firmly to the wind:
This video-production employee who temporarily forgot how to Google:
This fast-food employee who lost the will to even try:
This cruel ramp-builder:
This fortune-cookie packager who was just so proud of their handiwork:
This sporting-goods employee who just thought "kayak" was "water bike" in another language:
Whoever is responsible for this madness:
This person who just wants to watch the world burn:
This employee who considers shoes "foot jewelry":
This Walmart employee who forgot what chainsaws were:
Thisguy Righthere:
This person who is just so damn tired of people forgetting to lift the seat:
This street painter who just couldn't get anything right:
This advertisement employee who probably just eats with their hands:
Hoever whrote this:
This bakery employee who medalled in laziness:
This Coke-packaging employee who has gone rogue for the other side:
This employee who "just thought those were cool new urinals for ladies":
This truck-driver who figured the damage had already been done:
This multi-tasking public safety officer:
This grocery-store employee who just learned the power of a single letter:
This package-handling employee whose last fuck went out on a previous shipment:
This warehouse worker whose forklift privileges have been revoked:
This guy who obviously lied on his resume about being "forklift certified":
And these guys, who had one job:
This waitress:
This liquor-store stock-worker: