These Are The Best Kinds Of Boyfriends And Husbands!

30 Nov 2017


1

Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble


2

When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While


3

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result


4

Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs


5

I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece


6

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem


7

My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable


8

My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place


9

My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs


10

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'


11

This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer


12

This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend


13

When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos


14

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize


15

My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off


16

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work


17

My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me


18

I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman


19

My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife


20

I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.


21

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today


22

Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me


23

Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry


24

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny


25

I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate


26

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One


27

I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"


28

My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them


29

Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes


30

Picking A Fight With My Wife


31

My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune


32

The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children


33

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today


34

My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood


35

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today


36

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37

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night


38

This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed


39

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This


40

For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room



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