Don't read this final wish:
Don't read about this unrealistic standard:
Don't read this very sad Backyardigans account:
Don't read this movie review:
Don't read about this party:
Don't read about this dog's diet:
Don't even look at this man:
Don't read this triumph:
Don't read about this courtship:
Don't look at this mistake:
Don't read this plot of literally every horse movie:
Don't read this plot twist, either:
Don't read this pet story:
Don't read about this love letter:
And don't read about these cows:
Don't read into this picture:
Don't try to figure this one out:
Don't check out these clouds:
Don't read this beauty story:
Don't look at this recipe:
Don't read these instructions: