“If you let your child pour their own syrup they will invent ’Pancake Soup.’ ”
“My mom ordered my nephew a Converse backpack for school online and this is what came in the mail.”
Don’t leave the keys to your apartment with your ex.
“’Get him a bed,’ they said.”
“My house needed numbers so I thought I’d get creative and painted this. Now it looks like I buried a pig out front. Gonna be hard explaining this one to the landlord...”
“My father asked me to buy a shower curtain but I think he will be disappointed with my choice.”
“I just said hi to this cardboard cut out. I hate Wal-Mart.”
“I walked into the bathroom and saw this.”
“When I planted a dwarf lemon tree, this wasn’t what I had in mind...”
A panoramic photo of a dog went terribly wrong.
“3 years ago I unknowingly bought a 2-person child’s tent thinking it was adult-sized...and I still took it to the festival.”
“I burned 1500 calories today.”
This was not a good idea.
“My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this”
When the sun hates you: