Perfectionists Will Not Be Satisfied Here

This Sunflower Doesn't Want To Face East

Worst Flight Ever

I Lost A Loved One Today. I'm Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me

Spent Hours Completing This Mildly Infuriating Puzzle And Now I Can't

Someone At Work Asked If They Could Have One Of My Sudafed

“Just Look At The Time!”

This Stovetop

That One Window

Why?

This Shitf Key

My 3-Year-Old Insisted On That Pink One

Toughest Decision Of My Life

The Monopoly Deed Cards Are Cut Wrong. I Can Barely Focus On Bankrupting My Kids

Ummm

The Circle On The Netflix Volume Control Isn’t Centred On The Line

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

These Tables At My Teaching Workshop

This Elevator Button Panel

Number Of Holes In These Waffles Doesn't Match The Iron They Are Sitting In

This Guy's Tattoo

The Way My Wife Opens Things

My Door Number Is 308, They Installed It Upside Down Though

The Color Choice For The Emergency Door Buttons On A Bus

This Line On Every Page Of My Notebook

One Tile In The Whole Building

United Terminal, O'Hare Airport, Chicago

I Opened My New Sketch Pencils Today And Honestly, I Don’t Know What I Did To Deserve This

Asked If They Could Cut It In Half To Split With My Boyfriend

He's Been Tailing Us For 20 Miles, I'm Going To Lose My Mind

My Roommate Using The Incorrect Size Screen Protector

This Woman’s Headphones

My Wife And I Spent The Night In A Quiet Bed And Breakfast Last Night. This Kept Me Awake For Hours

These Tables At My School

The Back Of This Girl's Shirt

God Dammit, Papa John's

Why Didn't They Place It In The Circle?

This Bathroom

My Landlord Installed A New Cabinet

Why

What Lunatic Designed This Church?

I've Walked On This Bridge Every Weekend For Over A Year And Not Noticed This Until Now. Now I'll Never Be Able To Not Notice It

When The Robo Vacuum Ruins Its Perfect Track Lines Retuning To Base

This Scrabble Wrapping Paper

The Missing Dot On My To-Do List