1 This hurts.
2 30 seconds after you put your tights on:
3 A problem all girls with long hair probably face:
4 Think twice before applying your lipstick and going out.
5 “I was sedated for a dentist appointment and remember absolutely nothing from it. It seemed like I was wide awake the entire time, which explains the pictures I just found on my phone.”
6 “Catch me with this cute curling iron burn on my face for the next week.”
7 “Me with and without makeup, but still cute”
8 “I got this mask thinking it’d be relaxing and nice. But it’s not relaxing at all! It has no mouth hole! I can’t talk or breathe! This makes me look like a movie villain!”
9 “After 5 years of doing my eyebrows, I just waxed off a part of one...please, send help!”
10 “It costs $40!”
11 “The way I want to spend my evening after a long work day”
12 Karl Marx, glamorous edition
13 The fastest way to lose weight:
14 “I thought the effect would be...different.”
15 Putting your jacket in the tumble dryer when your lipstick is in the pocket:
16 High heels are for strong souls.
17 Rule #1: Always keep all mirrors in mind!
18 “My waterproof camera sucked in water and died but left me this last image.”