Things That Women Will Never Truly Understand (8 pics + 10 gifs)

When you very casually try to unstick your balls from your leg on a hot day:

This one will look familiar to anyone who's been surprised with the double-stream:

And the only thing more annoying is this:

There's that moment when you're trying to pee and someone ignores the empty line of urinals and stands right next to you:

But then there's that beautiful moment when you get the rare solo urinal:

Sometimes you sit down in a stall, and your penis accidentally touches the toilet seat:

Or even worse, the TOILET WATER:

And that small moment of panic when you walk into a restroom and there are no urinals, and you're 100% sure you just made a mistake:

That feeling you get when your balls start itching and you can't do anything because you're in public:

And when you finally get a chance, you have to employ the "pinch & roll" technique:

When your S.O. sees your flaccid penis for the first time and they're all like:

There are those moments when you're sure you just broke it:

Or when someone was nice and did your laundry, but they did ALL your laundry:

That boost of confidence when you're done with a trim:

Honestly, it'd be nice to just shave the whole lot sometimes:

When you get a random boner and it's just not the time for it:

But then you're trying to get frisky after you've had a little too much to drink and your penis is just like:

But then you remember that you don't get a period, and you're like: