Some People Only Care About Themselves
19 Dec 2018
“One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don’t feel safe anymore.”
“Uh, why is my sister’s degree underneath the car seat?”
“My wife systematically removed all cookie dough out of this chocolate chip cookie dough container...is divorce next?”
“Boss didn’t like the color of the chairs in the break room. So now we just don’t have chairs.”
“How my girlfriend doesn’t zip the resealable bag closed and puts the bag in upside down”
“This person who parked his car in between 2 gas pumps at a busy gas station while he went inside the convenience store”
This mouse
“The way my girlfriend just plugged her laptop in”
When you ask someone 2 questions and they reply with a plain and simple, “yes”
People, why do you do this?!
People that do this!! Why?
“5-hour flight...thanks.”
Someone made a nest in the bathroom.
“My fiancé has been doing this ever since I’ve known him, even though I assure him it takes the same amount of time to put it in the correct case.”
That’s right, obviously mismatched socks and flip-flops
Isn’t parking like this illegal?
“How my daughter leaves her toothbrush when she’s finished”
The air pockets on my friend’s phone
People who don’t wipe their feet
“How my wife opens cereal”
“Not only did my husband just place a new roll over the old one, he turned it the wrong way!”
My neighbors are good at parking.
The way my girlfriend places her laptop
Every time in any shoe store
“Doctor appointment at 8:20 am, currently 10:00 am, and still no sign of even a nurse.”
“When my wife leaves her $900 iPhone on the edge of literally everything...”
“The way my roommate ate this pie I bought for Thanksgiving”
How hard is it to put back what you didn’t need?
You want the towel because your hands are wet but you can’t take one because guess what? Your hands are wet!
There’s only one answer.
“How my wife opens a box of tea”
“People with xenon headlights”
“My local theater gave free popcorn. This is how some people repaid them.”
When someone doesn’t like the crust:
“I didn’t have milk so I decided to eat cereal with ice cream.”
Who would do this to that marker?
“The way they cut my pizza”
“My co-worker’s desktop”
When someone does this for an entire song:
How can you unsee this?
“I’m dating either a genius or a psychopath.”
A woman put her feet on an airplane ceiling where the air conditioning was.
Why would you even do that?
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