How To Get Permissions To Touch Butts And Boobs (17 pics + 1 gif)

26 Sep 2019


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It’s for science, ladies! You don’t want to be the ones to stand in the way of important scientific processes do you?


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Literally every woman I know loves massages. What’s better than massages? FREE massages. Those fuckers get pretty expensive. So let him massage that ass.


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CHOCOLATE. CHIP. CINNAMON. ROLL. COOKIES.

The fuck you waiting for? Let him touchy the butt!


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It’s science!


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How can you argue with facts like this? It’s irrefutable science, like astrology!


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I told you, this is about pumps AND bumps. Our man here is an equal opportunity toucher.


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I will say, this guy is irrationally convinced of the softness of his hands. That’s a little creepy.


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Personal mammograms in your home free of charge? I hear those can be pretty unpleasant. I’m sure this guy will be extra gentle.


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Ladies, if you give him the daily double, you’ll get cookies AND brownies. Theres not much I wouldn’t do for that combination of sugary goodness.


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Again, it’s science!


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Look at those eyes. He just wants to see some boob touching!



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