It’s for science, ladies! You don’t want to be the ones to stand in the way of important scientific processes do you?
Literally every woman I know loves massages. What’s better than massages? FREE massages. Those f@#kers get pretty expensive. So let him massage that a$$.
CHOCOLATE. CHIP. CINNAMON. ROLL. COOKIES.
The f@#k you waiting for? Let him touchy the butt!
How can you argue with facts like this? It’s irrefutable science, like astrology!
I told you, this is about pumps AND bumps. Our man here is an equal opportunity toucher.
I will say, this guy is irrationally convinced of the softness of his hands. That’s a little creepy.
Personal mammograms in your home free of charge? I hear those can be pretty unpleasant. I’m sure this guy will be extra gentle.
Ladies, if you give him the daily double, you’ll get cookies AND brownies. Theres not much I wouldn’t do for that combination of sugary goodness.
Again, it’s science!
Look at those eyes. He just wants to see some boob touching!