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How To Get Permissions To Touch Butts And Boobs (17 pics + 1 gif)

Posted in NSFW       26 Sep 2019       3600      

It’s for science, ladies! You don’t want to be the ones to stand in the way of important scientific processes do you?

Literally every woman I know loves massages. What’s better than massages? FREE massages. Those [email protected]#kers get pretty expensive. So let him massage that a$$.

CHOCOLATE. CHIP. CINNAMON. ROLL. COOKIES.

The [email protected]#k you waiting for? Let him touchy the butt!

It’s science!

How can you argue with facts like this? It’s irrefutable science, like astrology!

I told you, this is about pumps AND bumps. Our man here is an equal opportunity toucher.

I will say, this guy is irrationally convinced of the softness of his hands. That’s a little creepy.

Personal mammograms in your home free of charge? I hear those can be pretty unpleasant. I’m sure this guy will be extra gentle.

Ladies, if you give him the daily double, you’ll get cookies AND brownies. Theres not much I wouldn’t do for that combination of sugary goodness.

Again, it’s science!

Look at those eyes. He just wants to see some boob touching!




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