The hell y’all do for foreplay, put on sunscreen?
Finally I can at least get naked before she’s disgusted by me.
Is “moist” considered dirty talk?
Unless it’s with a family member I guess…
So, when the government f@#ks you, they do it right to your face.
Simply put, that’s un-American. WTF?
Whose mom do we have to thank for this?
Only Florida man would even need this law.
If you can’t keep it in your diaper, keep it in the family.
What the actual f@#k?