If Only They Knew This BEFORE The Sex… (12 pics + 10 gifs)

Posted in NSFW       1 Apr 2020       4106       4

“Foreplay is super important. If anything, spend some time kissing her stomach and touching legs. Licking the nipples is another plus. I didn’t have sex until I was 19. When I finally did I couldn’t finish and I remember telling her that I wouldn’t be able to ejaculate unless I was with someone I loved…. yep, I was a dumba$$.”

 

“If she says, you don’t need a condom, you definitely need one.”

 

“That I had a latex allergy”

 

“Wash your a$$.”

 

“That I’d left the car in neutral.”

 

“Where the clit is.”

 

“Pee after!”

 

“The average size of a penis. Would’ve eliminated a lot of anxiety.”

 

“That d#$ks completely have a mind of their own. Aroused does not always equal hard and ready to go.”

 

“Should have bought a dozen condoms and figured out how to put it on. I went through like 4 before I got the damned thing on.”

 

“It does not equal love.”

 

“That it’s not that big of a deal. I spent the first 20 years of my life completely obsessed with it. It’s great, but I should have given my arm a break.”

 

“Lick it… before you stick it.”

 

“Demand a condom, people lie all the time, don’t risk your life and your future on somebody’s word.”

 

“Air escaping makes noises, don’t laugh.”

 

“It’s much better w/ someone you really love.”

 

“Go slow. Porn is a lot of “[email protected]#k like a sewing machine” kinda [email protected]#t. You gotta start sloow, then build up. Like that Tenacious D song.”

 

“It’s going to be really awkward for the first dozen times or so until you get used to it. Once you’re more comfortable, then you can start having fun.”

 

“You don’t get your [email protected]#k back after you put it in.”

 

“After you cum in a condom, you need to hold the condom as you pull out, or else it’ll stay in her, and possibly spill.”

 

“Stanky pu$$y is NOT normal. My first hookup smelled like a combination of fish market, [email protected]#t, and vomit. Didn’t find out till my first real girlfriend that was not in fact normal. Red flags abounded, too… the girl had meth mouth.”

 

“How to have sex.”




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Solution 4 month s ago
#16 Nah, it's much better with strangers.
       
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Gun 4 month s ago
The stranger, the better!
       
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Delight 4 month s ago
both of you dont know what love is, obviously heart
       
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Robby 2 month s ago
love ha ha ha
       
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