“I’d probably measure it!”
“Do the helicopter d@#k.”
“Pee standing up”
“See what it’s like to get hard”
“Jack off. 100% very first thing.”
“Have you ever seen a baby elephant tossing their trunk all over the place the first time they realize they can??
Same.”
“Stick it in a new jar of peanut butter”
“Wash it immediately. Don’t know where that thing’s been”
“Find some snow and write my name in pee.”
“Spam d@#k pics to all the boys”
“Try to give myself head tbh”
“Jump up and down to see if it feels as funny as it looks lol”
“Finally find out if erections can be reversed or the only way to solve it is inevitably masturbating.”
“Sit on a toilet to see if my balls touched the water.”
“Tuck it between my legs and say ‘I’m a lady!’ like my husband does… lol”
“Probably put it in a vagina to see how it feels.”
“Try to move it without touching it”
“Try to stack up things with holes with it”
“Challenge my husband to a sword fight.”
want to have sex