Hey Men, These Are Not Sexy At All! (4 pics + 13 gifs)

Posted in NSFW       11 Apr 2020       5281       6

“The Tinder squint which they think makes them look like a moody lead singer on an album cover, when it actually makes them look like Renee Zellweger smelled a fart.”

“I had an ex that would put on his “sultry” voice and tell me it’s time for bed. It really came out sounding creepy and not a bit romantic. Physically, we had good times but I had to cringe past his verbal intro.”

“On dating websites, post photos of them posing with a bunch of scantily clad women, especially when the women are in uniforms for the tropical resort the guy is staying at.”

“If you have to constantly tell people how big of a deal you are, you’re not a big deal.”

“Sending dick pics”

“Being overprotective in a cringy way. I have nothing against a guy who is considerate but I really don’t need someone who wants to punch every other guy that just looks at me.”

“Putting on extremely tight jeans just to sag them almost past the balls”

“Bragging about dick size. It’s the motion of the ocean, my friend.”

“Wear way too much cologne”

“Not make any noise during sex? If I’m giving you a blowjob, at least make some type of noise so I know you’re into it and not asleep.” 

“Going into great detail about all the things they’re going to do when they get you in bed, and then doing exactly zero of those things.

Don’t bring me into the bedroom thinking I’m getting an evening of kink and pleasure when the reality is 10 seconds of jackhammer sex that’s only enjoyable for you.”

“Catcalling. Either come over and actually talk to me like a human being, or shut up.”

“Drive really fast and recklessly. I would like get home in one piece.”

“Dated a guy once that took the masculine thing too far. I couldn’t call him cute without him flipping out. Wouldn’t even run his hands through my hair because it was too girly.”

“Bragging about how many women they’ve slept with because they are good in bed.”

“Dudes who can grow a beard, BUT SHAVE THE UPPER LIP HAIR OFF AND WEAR OAKLEY SUNGLASSES PLEASE STOP.”

“Bragging about how expensive their house/car/boat/etc. is or how much money they make. It’s great to share your passions and talk about your job but if all you’re interested in is material items and money I’m immediately turned off.”


Credits:  izismile.com


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Driver 4 month s ago
Women nagging, about everything that’s unattractive
       
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Funny 4 month s ago
#16: Under Armour (pretentious Brit spelling) sunglasses. But basically the same effect.
       
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Fishermen 4 month s ago
where i live thers people who suffer hunger...in europe and america women all do is complain...come to a poor country and see if you going to have time to complain bitches
       
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Scarlett Johansson 4 month s ago
@Funny - how tf is the British spelling pretentious? They're British; that's the original spelling. Maybe the American spelling is just dumbed down for people who need smaller, shorter words with fewer letters because the education system is the equivalent of McDonald's and allows people to go through 12 or more years of schooling without being able to read and write their own language beyond a child's level...
       
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Tourist 4 month s ago
It's funny how some of you are bitching and judging around in every hot girl thread on here but if women do it, it's suddenly a bad thing JC-LOL
       
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Robby 2 month s ago
I like candy I like cake, but most of all I like my aunt Jake
       
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