1

“So, uhh…do you still like orange slices?”

“At my bachelor party, my friend’s dad had coached the stripper when she played on his daughter’s soccer team. They had a pleasant chat and she went on to other patrons.”

2

“My buddy Tom and I go to this sleazy strip club in a different part of town.”

“As soon as we walk in the bartender says,“Tom you PERV! What are you doing here?”

“Turns out they went to high school together.”

3

She’s gonna make it, “No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”

 “Once a friend wanted me to go to a strip club with him located outside a small town in Alabama.”

“A young (REALLY young) looking girl got on the stage and he told me, “Look at her. Isn’t she the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen?”

“I said, “Yeah, but she seems like she’s too young to be working here.” “Don’t worry…she’s 18.” “How do you know?” I asked.“She’s my niece.”

“I felt uncomfortable after that.”

“His tone was that of a proud uncle, not a dirty or lusty one. Besides that, I had known him for years. You will not find a more religious, God-fearing person.”

4

“I was at a Lifestyle Club (swingers) hanging out with the couples that I did the club orientation with.”

“A guy from one of the couples ran into the secretary from his work. She was in a fishnet bodystocking. I don’t know how that next Monday morning at the office went.”

5

“For my birthday we went out drinking and ended up at a strip club.”

“The stripper on stage was making her rounds to everyone sitting at the pit aka perv row.”

“She jumped on me and said my name excitedly. Only then did I realize it was an employee of mine!”

“It made sense why she couldn’t work nights.”

“I was a manager at a restaurant and had like 15 employees at the time. Was not a big-time businessman at twenty-two.”

6

“My dad told me a story recently.”

“During work, he and the rest of the construction crew went into a local strip club that had a cheap lunch buffet.”

“He notices that one of the girls is my mom’s niece.”

“Dad pays for his meal, gets a to-go box, and sits in the truck to eat his lunch.”

“After a while, my cousin comes out to say “Hi” to my dad.”

7

“We load up in a van for my buddies’ bachelor party and head about an hour away to a “better” strip club.”

“About 30 minutes in I get a tap on the shoulder and this sexy ass chick hops in my lap. She calls me by the nickname I had in high school and hugs me.”

“I didn’t recognize her for a full minute. Turns out, it was a girl from high school that I had a crush on.”

“It was a fun reunion and she gave no f*cks during her stage performance.”

8

“My younger brother was getting married and he had his bachelor party at a strip club with a dozen of his high school friends.”

“After about an hour there, a rather ordinary-looking stripper comes on stage, takes off her top and our tables of guys go wild!”

“Standing, applauding and hollering. I have no idea what is going on.”

“The stripper looks through the stage lights, her eyes get really big, she grabs her top and runs offstage to the back.”

“Bouncers come running over to our table, thinking we’re starting trouble.”

“Nope, it turns out all of the guys had a history class with her a few years back.”

“She later came out and talked with us, said she never thought she’d see someone (let alone 12 people) she knew.”

9

“Last semester in college I ran a happy ending massage service.”

“I had this one client I particularly liked because he was so friendly, positive, and just smart as f*ck.”

“Fast forward from “one existential crisis and a college major change later,” and this semester I have to take chemistry.”

“Lo and behold, that really smart client is now my professor. Neither of us acknowledges it, but I can tell that we still feel that bit of connection we did when he would come see me for massages.”

10

“Was an RA in college and had a pair of residents on my wing who were both cam girls.”

“Found out from rumors that were eventually confirmed when I had to help both of them get back up to their room after calling the paramedics because they were passed out drunk outside our residence hall.”

“In their room I saw the camera set up, dildos, and lingerie sets/pieces – just laying out in the open.”

“I also found out that night that they had a pet kitten in the room.”

“One of the girls came to shortly after I put them on a bed to wait for the paramedics.”

“She rolled off the bed from her side, stumbled across the room, and ended up falling face-first into the makeshift litter box they had set up for their cat.”

“Cat sh*t and cat litter flung everywhere. Our campus PD was so confused when they showed up to find sex toys and cat litter everywhere.”

11

“I’m a stripper. My friend’s dad came in. I hadn’t seen him or my friend since high school.”

“I accidentally asked him for a lap dance before I could tell who it was. He said no. I realized who it was as I walked away.”

“He came in a few more times and avoided eye contact with me. When I was on stage he would look away.”

“Another story, my first day as a stripper I saw two guys from my high school. We chatted and they both paid for a lap dance.”

12

“My mom was a stripper when I was in elementary school.”

“A twenty-two-year-old guy came in and paid for a lap dance.”

“My mom recognized his last name and asked if he knew Ruth.”

“He got weirded out and said that Ruth was his mom. MY mom said that HIS mom was her daughter’s third-grade teacher.”

“He then begged her not to tell his mom where he was.”

“My mom just laughed and said she didn’t want her daughter’s teacher knowing that she was there either.”

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“You must have had one hell of a childhood for your mom to be that open with you about stories like this.”

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“I didn’t know about it until 6th grade.”

“As far as I knew she worked as a waitress in a nightclub. She told me that her clothes (I did all the laundry) were to add shape to her body underneath her uniform that she kept at work.”

13

“A strip joint had to close down in Prince Edward Island (Canada) because of the small community, the strippers and patrons were usually related somehow and people would stop going.”geekboy77

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“Are you an Arsenault or a Gallant?”

“Arsenault”

“F**k, we’re probably cousins”

14

“My best mate was in town. We went out clubbing and eventually decided to go to the strippers.”

“As we enter my friend notices a stripper laying on her back spread eagle for a guy.”

“Highly drunk he yells out “Hell yeah, how good is this?!”

“The stripper hears and notices my friend, sits up and yells, “ What are you doing in here?”

“Turns out it was his cousin!!”

“My friend instantly went an sat in the corner proper embarrassed.”

15

“My group was at a strip club for a bachelor party. I went up to the bar and another dude about my age started talking to me. During the conversation, I mentioned how good looking that one girl was.”

“Turns out it was his girlfriend! I was shocked.”

“At the end of the conversation, he offered to let me f**k her if he could drive my car – a 550hp heavily modified BMW. I definitely did not take him up on that offer.”

16

“I’m a bisexual male. When I was in my early 20’s I broke up with my longtime girlfriend because she cheated on me.”

“I started lurking around on Grinder and up pops my Ex’s forty-something uncle.”

“He sends me some shirtless photos and an offer of money for sex.”

“I decide to take the high road. I don’t reply, I don’t screenshot and I don’t message my Ex despite being really tempted.”

“A couple of days later the shameless, almost-nephew-in-law-f*cker messages me.”

“Oh sorry Jaffy I didnt recognise you with your new haircut.”

“I still giggle about it to this day.”

17

“When I was a cam girl I would have many guys message me saying they were my cousin or something, they were not, just trying to play out a fetish and I wasn’t into it.”

“A guy in the main chat said that he knew me and his name was AJ.”

“Yeah right, “I’ve only ever known one AJ, if it’s true what’s my name?”

“Sure enough, he put my real first name right there in the chat. We were in a church youth group together almost a decade before.”

18

“Not a sex worker, but I delivered a pizza to a known sex worker.”

“At the same moment I was about to knock on the door, one of my relatives opens the door to see me holding the pizza up to him.”

“I couldn’t do anything but laugh. He laughed too, maybe out of embarrassment?”

“When the sex worker understood what was going on she also started laughing.”

“We never mentioned this moment to anyone in the family and he is grateful for that to this day.”

19

“I had a brief stint as a bachelorette party stripper a couple of years back.”

“I was told by my company that a lady named Tori hired me.”

“Wow, what a coincidence!”, I said. “My childhood friend with the same name is also getting married.”

“I parked my car and went in the venue wearing my costume – which included a full face mask.”

“Long story short, same Tor. The room was full of familiar faces too!”

“I managed to finish my routine with my mask on and got out of there as fast as possible.”

“Thinking I dodged a bullet until I remembered my back tattoo…”

“I woke up to 50+ messages the next morning.”

20

“I was a stripper and a bunch of rich banker guys come in. They want me to be their dancer, and I was thrilled!”

“I spent my shift being as lewd as the rules allowed for them and got a great tip for my trouble.”

“Fast-forward to the next day…”

“We go to my boyfriend’s dad’s house, his dad is a bank president, and there’s a pile of people I recognized.”

“Presumably, they saw pictures of me and recognized me at the club.”

“Thankfully, they said nothing to boyfriend’s dad but after that, they would have me be their private stripper once or twice a week. I think they were trying to spite my boyfriend’s dad.”

I bet she wasn’t banking on that to happen!

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“That’s it for me! Good night everybody!”