Some Insults Are Just Good… (17 GIFS)

27 Jul 2020


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“You’ve gotta stop using your head as just a container for your teeth”

 

CheeseSamosas

 

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“You look like the kind of person who could fail a DNA test”

 

Jingothejumper

 

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“If you ate trash, it would be cannibalism.”

 

Delica

 

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Was at a baseball game. Dude in the crowd yells to the batter:

“I’ve seen better swings on a porch!”

 

feedthehogs

 

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"You have room temperature IQ"

I can’t remember where it is from, but I say it all of the time.

 

vegancunts

 

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"I’ve been called worse things by better people"

 

feinsteins_driver

 

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“His daddy must’ve jacked off into a flower pot cuz he’s a blooming idiot”

-Guy at loading dock, Today, 2020

 

bullettoothjohnny

 

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"If you were any dumber you would have to be watered twice a week."

 

Dominusatrox

 

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"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would’ve farted."

 

Thin_Resource

 

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My coworker was being his usual narcissistic “I’m so cool and tough” self, and telling some story about him getting a blowjob from a super hot and totally real babe, and I said “How hard did she have to pull to get you to stop sucking your own dick?”

 

D3dshotCalamity

 

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"Everybody needs love, you just have to pay for it"

 

AriaGlorisa

 

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Someone here on reddit a few days ago called a poorly raised child a “sperm pet”

I am still trying to use this one somewhere else

 

deadmancrafting

 

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“I bet your family tree looks like a family ladder” I had to process that one

 

Venexx_1

 

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Heard a kid call his mom a “bitch” and she replied “shut the fuck up ya son of a bitch”.

 

FrostFurnace

 

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That boy couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel.

 

BorisTheHangman

 

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“You’re such a disappointment, you could fall in a bucket of titties and still come up with a dick in your mouth”

 

VaticanCameos714

 


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Phoebe 4 year s ago
I actually know someone who "If you were any dumber you would have to be watered twice a week."
       
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