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Women Reveal What They Didn’t Know About Penises (2 PICS + 16 GIFS)

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“The texture! When they said ‘hard’ I didn’t know what to expect….but it wasn’t that.”

“It can jump on its own.”

“I thought it had ribs. I was confused as hell, it really felt like there were bones in there. Only later did I realize that it was the condoms we used that had those structures on it. Took a while for me to get used to the fact that dicks usually don’t have ribs…”

“Saw a ‘grower, not a show-er’ transform and was super impressed by the size when erect compared to flaccid.”

“I was surprised that bigger is definitely not always better. Too big, and it’s just so uncomfortable!”

“The veins!”

“What struck me the most was that it’s just there, dangling away, all day, every day, just hanging out with its ball buddies. Like how do you not sit on it? Is it not constantly annoying you? Is the satisfaction of unsticking it from your thighs worth the discomfort of it sticking in the first place?”

“How squishy it is flaccid.”

“I expected the penis, but I didn’t expect the balls to be so…there.”

“That it sort of floated in a bath…I didn’t expect that.”

“How completely floppy and structureless it is when soft. I always want to flop it around like those gel sparkle stress toy tubes from the ’90s.”

“How hard they actually get.”

“I was so surprised to find out it felt like when you touch your eyelid when your eyes closed. I didn’t think the skin would move around but it still be so hard underneath. Gaahhh, still freaks me out a bit now and I’m 28 with 2 kids!”

I can’t be the only one who just touched their eyelid, right?

“I was surprised he could make it move. It twitches. Weird!!”

“BALL SKIN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING. Surreal. It’s like a moving Magic Eye painting.”

“The penis wasn’t all one uniform color, and was veiny. And don’t even get me started on when I saw the balls. I remember thinking ‘Why are they just hanging like THAT?'”