These Dirty Secrets Are Not For Women’s Ears… (18 GIFS)

28 Sep 2020


1

"Doing the helicopter with our dick really ain’t that fun. "

 

– thocerwan

 

2

"Yes, I definitely used those decorative towels that shall not be used. "

 

– Inottawa

 

3

"When you make us sleep on the couch… we really don’t mind, couches are pretty comfy. "

 

– Cranzeeman

 

4

"If you are our friend and are even a 4 out of 10, we have thought about fucking you. That’s not the reason we are friends, and we would not necessarily act on it given the chance – but have definitely thought about it."

 

– Sharper133

 

5

"Make-up is ok, we basically don’t care. Just try not to look like the Joker."

 

– disattento

 

6

"What kind of porn they actually watch."

 

– BuffaloBart2

 

7

"It annoys me that you say you don’t want fries but then take mine. I mean what the fuck?"

 

– Wide_Brilliant

 

8

"We aren’t always horny and don’t control most of our boners. Most of them are just my dick being mean and putting me in an awkward situation. "

 

– kng_hrts

 

9

"How much a fishing rod or car parts really cost. "

 

– kinetik_au

 

10

"Nice try, I am not falling for this one again. "

 

– Uneasylemons

 

11

"Sometimes, a nice blow job unexpectedly will get you things. "

 

– 5ilentKn1ght

 

12

"We’ve all misplaced our 10mm socket. "

 

– tetsujino

 

13

"Sometimes we just really don’t want to talk to you. We still love you. But please stop talking. When I am arguing that I am interested so it doesn’t start a fight, I am not interested."

 

– Print1917

 

14

"It’s not the jeans. It’s your fat ass that makes your ass look fat. "

 

– Glathull

 

15

"We don’t actually scratch our balls. It’s more of a pinch and roll."

 

– du_nok

 

16

"We check out your ass every time you walk away. I’m not saying all women’s asses, maybe if single but in a relationship, we check out our SO ass every time they leave the room. I’ve seen my wife’s ass a thousand times and I can promise you I’ll check it out a thousand times more."

 

– Qanaesin

 

17

"That thing you told us to be careful with… we broke it but fixed it before you got home. "

 

– SoulWager

 

18

"We very well might have jacked off to a photo of you."

 

– generallyunconscious

 


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