Being Horny Can Make You Do Some Very Weird Stuff… (10 PICS + 10 GIFS)

7 Oct 2020


1

“Drove three hours to see her… Getting dumped when I arrived…”

 

2

“Walk to this girls house drunk at 4am when I had to be at work at a bagel store at 6am.”

 

3

“Gave my husband a 25 min blowjob. He never got hard and I cried in the shower instead.”

 

4

“Fly to Australia for a Tinder date. I am Austrian.”

 

5

“Made my father go to war against Troy.”

 

6

“A couple of my exes.”

 

7

“I’ve had sex while driving we eventually found a house with a for sale sign and pulled over to go finish up in the back yard.”

 

8

“A 50-year-old bartender when I was in my 20’s. She closed early and we went and had a few drinks at another bar then went back to her place. The sex was great though so I have no regrets.”

 

9

“Uh. Shove like 20 sharpies up my pussy. It just hurt, 0/10, would never do again.”

 

10

“I used germ-X as lube.”

 

11

“Got into a car with a complete stranger. I was 17, hormonal and monumentally stupid.”

 

12

“When I was 15, I rode my bike 15 miles on flat tires with no seat to get to my GF’s house for sexy times. Was worth it.”

 

13

“Oh boy. Paid a girl for a video call. I mean I guess it’s a common business now. She was stripping and it was all hot. Then she pissed, literally, ON THE FLOOR, while on camera. That’s it. That it. I closed the call. that was horrifying. Oh god! Wtf.”

 

14

“I had sex with a total stranger in a Chicago alley after I heard her say she was going to masturbate because she was so horny.”

 

15

“Seduced an armed guard and made out with the DJ at a strip club. Two separate occasions.”

 

16

“Not that crazy but it made me buy a Fleshlight. Finally used my head.”

 

17

“In high school without a driver’s license, I took my dad’s garage queen $80,000 BMW to go see my girlfriend, wound up getting a bj in the backseat and grabbed a burrito on the way back home. Worth it.”

 

18

“Tried to seduce my fiancee by playing guitar hero at full volume with a sock on my cock at 2 a.m. on Ambien.”

 

19

“I used the closest thing I could find that resembled a dildo, which was a pen at the time. Cap got lost. Found it with some tweezers.”

 

20

“I was on Pg 60 of PornHub when I realized I should just bust the nut and stop wasting time.”

 


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