Women Do Some Weird NSFW Stuff… (4 PICS + 16 GIFS)

19 Oct 2020


1

“When you wear a tight pair of pants and there is the seam that creates a little bulge right in the crotch, when you sit it presses against your clit nicely, so you wiggle back and forth a bit to enjoy it.”

 

-antichrist_superstar

 

2

“Purposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up.”

 

-goatcheese

 

3

“Only shaved what’s necessary. Knee-length skirt? No need to shave higher!”

 

-bobtail

 

4

“We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.”

 

-sociallyawkwardjess

 

5

“That awful moment of unexpected wetness where you can’t tell if you are aroused or just started your period.”

 

-elantris

 

6

“Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.”

 

-Missionblack

 

7

“Hold my boobs while running down the stairs… That shit hurts.”

 

-msmomilla

 

8

“Shave pubes, regret, repeat.”

 

-ScreamingSockMonkey

 

9

“When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ’em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.”

 

-cupcakegiraffe

 

10

“Place hands in crotch for warmth.”

 

-Waitwhatnow

 

11

“Hide your panties inside your clothes at the Gynocologist office”

 

-Elarie

 

12

“Practice strip-teasing for yourself in front of a mirror. Determine never to strip for anyone ever. Break rule.”

 

-roueelavsky

 

13

“Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it.”

 

-kamajo8991

 

14

“Sometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy.”

 

-RosieJo

 

15

“Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.”

 

-circus_snatch

 

16

“Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective.

Not bad.”

 

-amandalauren

 

17

“Go to change your tampon, and it ends up being totally dry. Worst. Feeling. EVER.”

 

-oBby190

 

18

“Push my stomach out to see how I’ll look pregnant.”

 

-thatchickmaggie

 

19

“Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling.”

 

-Wadyflamer

 

20

“Don’t have a tampon when you start your period…fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paper… failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.”

 

-febreeze358

 


4   Comments ?
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Vince 3 year s ago
What!!!! dash
       
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Rickie 3 year s ago
So much bull shit...
       
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Dutch 3 year s ago
Women are weird. I love'em
       
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Prudence 3 year s ago
What women have to endure.! I would love to help them if they are decent women. There are topices though that no man wants to know or hear about yukk.! JC_OMG_sign belay Women can talk about this stuff no big deal, just don't tell men only sickos want to know the really gross stuff. dash
       
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