Women Do Some Weird NSFW Stuff… (4 PICS + 16 GIFS)

“When you wear a tight pair of pants and there is the seam that creates a little bulge right in the crotch, when you sit it presses against your clit nicely, so you wiggle back and forth a bit to enjoy it.”

-antichrist_superstar

“Purposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up.”

-goatcheese

“Only shaved what’s necessary. Knee-length skirt? No need to shave higher!”

-bobtail

“We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.”

-sociallyawkwardjess

“That awful moment of unexpected wetness where you can’t tell if you are aroused or just started your period.”

-elantris

“Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.”

-Missionblack

“Hold my boobs while running down the stairs… That shit hurts.”

-msmomilla

“Shave pubes, regret, repeat.”

-ScreamingSockMonkey

“When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ’em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.”

-cupcakegiraffe

“Place hands in crotch for warmth.”

-Waitwhatnow

“Hide your panties inside your clothes at the Gynocologist office”

-Elarie

“Practice strip-teasing for yourself in front of a mirror. Determine never to strip for anyone ever. Break rule.”

-roueelavsky

“Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it.”

-kamajo8991

“Sometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy.”

-RosieJo

“Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.”

-circus_snatch

“Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective.

Not bad.”

-amandalauren

“Go to change your tampon, and it ends up being totally dry. Worst. Feeling. EVER.”

-oBby190

“Push my stomach out to see how I’ll look pregnant.”

-thatchickmaggie

“Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling.”

-Wadyflamer

“Don’t have a tampon when you start your period…fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paper… failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.”

-febreeze358