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Assuming she’s going to finish quickly.

“Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone.”

-xandrenia

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Being silent during.

“If there’s anything we should agree on, it’s the lack of moaning. I really don’t get how men can be so silent, but when they aren’t, it’s the BIGGEST turn on.”

-kateb4aae3942c

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Slapping her face with your member.

“I really don’t understand the appeal of dick slapping. Help me understand.”

-katiekinssw

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Aggressive nipple flickng?

“I once had a guy use his tongue to rapidly flick my nipple like a deranged lizard on steroids.”

-kittykay

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The old finger blaster

“What kind of porn are they watching that makes them think fingering is so aggressive? Take it easy!”

-juliab4a762ec5e

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Thinking faster=better

“Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”

-MyMumSaidICantGo

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Thinking size is king

“Asking what’s the biggest dick I’ve ever had. Why do you care? This ain’t a dick-measuring contest.”

-amarav

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Going for the rear naked choke

“Choking without asking. Just because it’s a porn trend doesn’t mean we all want to be surprise asphyxiated. If you really want to, then ask first.”

-amyw406029465

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Taking the talk a bit too far

“Excessive dirty talk. It just feels like narration to me.”

-izabellad

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Degrading her without permission

“Calling someone a ‘whore’ or a ‘bitch’ without checking if they’re into it. My reaction will always be, ‘Excuse me, but who the fuck do you think you are? Please remove yourself from my premises.'”

-amyw406029465

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Lubing up with a loogie

“Spitting on genitals. Just DON’T. Or at least don’t without asking.”

-ughwhyyyyy

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The old head grab technique

“Forcefully grabbing my head like a basketball to cum in my mouth. The first and last time that happened to me, I really wasn’t expecting it.”

-amarav

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Hi! Take your pants off.

“Thinking we just instantly get in the mood. You walk into the room and think I’ll just immediately want you. No. I’m still thinking about that embarrassing thing I did last week. I need more than three minutes to get into it!”

-estau329

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Trying to pull her hair out of her head

“Pulling my hair like the friggin’ reins on an irritable horse kills the mood for me. Guys in porn hold onto the hair because it keeps it out of the woman’s face for the camera. When you yank my head back like you’re about to waterboard me, I won’t enjoy anything after and you’ll owe me a chiropractor for a month.”

-laurielinette

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SPREAD EM!!!

“Spreading our butt cheeks apart while doing doggie or reverse cowgirl…Do you want me to fart, bro?”

-gbxby