These Porn Things Are NOT Good In Real Life! (2 PICS + 14 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       9 Apr 2021       4008       4

“Nonchalantly going from hole to hole.”

 

— strangegeneration94

 

“Anal with no lube. Never tried it, but if I were to do so, no WAY that shit’s going in dry. That could cause legit injury.”

 

— ecassidykiss

 

“Sex on the beach (ew, sand) or in a pool.

 

-Johnmander

 

“Huge dicks. For a very small number of people, it works great. For most people, it’s just a lot of lube, going slow, discomfort, going slow, hitting a bad angle, changing it up, going slow, and not being able to hit the clit with the body.”

 

— Snuffleupagus03

 

“Skipping straight to sex. I mean, don’t get me wrong, sometimes all you gotta do is breathe in my direction and I’m ready to go, but most of the time I need foreplay. Lesson of the day: don’t underestimate the foreplay. It could change everything.”

 

_sadbitch_

 

“Finger banging in the worst possible way (i.e. long nails and positioning it like it’s a dick).”

 

— silsool

 

“Rosebudding.

Rosebudding is essentially an anal prolapse. More and more increasingly in porn films, it’s becoming way too popular. Rosebudding is seen as something sexy, and something that every woman who engages in anal sex should strive to do. It’s not sexy, it’s not healthy, it requires surgery to fix, and no one should ever try to achieve this, or encourage someone else to.”

 

-Arkady2009

 

“Cum fountains splattering all over the place. Her face, her hair, the couch, the carpet.”

 

— Kinky_mofo

 

“Is no one going to mention the double-handed rug burn handjobs given all the time? If your hands are dripping with lube, that’s cool. Otherwise, it’s like you’re desperately trying to get the label off of a soda bottle.”

 

— thesk8rguitarist

 

“Losing your virginity. It gets a lottt better after the fourth time.”

 

— BirdBeast1

 

“I can’t stand looking at guys crushing tits. Like they grab them and squeeze the hell out of them and it looks sooooooo painful. Titties are not like thigh or ass fat, it hurts like hell if you squeeze them too hard.”

 

— hydratedries

 

“Scissoring. It is really hot, but it’s also an awful way to try to get off unless the two vulvas involved are set up in a very specific way, and nobody has large labia.”

 

— bertrandite

 

“Sex with strangers without condoms.”

 

— henrymao190

 

“Shower sex. It’s just… not all that fun. Water strips away any natural lubricant you might produce, one of you is always going to end up wet and cold (unless you’ve got an enormous shower, anyway), and the slick floor means that falling is an ever-present possibility.

I’m 31, man. I just want to fuck in a bed. A nice soft bed with comfortable sheets. The dream.”

 

-Portarossa

 

“Yanking the head back by the hair reallyyyy far while doing doggy. Shit is so bad for your neck.”

 

— lalawasteland

 

"And finally, “Having sex with your stepsister instead of helping her get unstuck from inside the washing machine.”"

 

— TheNooseBeckons

 


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Rudy 2 year s ago
Apparently these people haven't been with the right girl.
       
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Deanne 2 year s ago
Rudy,

your mom doesnt count
       
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Dony 2 year s ago
Deanne,

Childish humor, apparently communication isn't your strong suit.
       
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Adelphia 2 year s ago
Leave his mom also be she works hard at the strip club
       
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