There’s A Lot Of NSFW Things Happening At Work… (11 PICS + 11 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       15 Apr 2021       4996      

“I’ve worked at a country club for a long time and there is always scandalous shit going down. The housekeeper was fucking the maintenance man in the laundry room, a member walked into the bathroom and witnessed a man giving another man a BJ, the beverage cart girl was flashing her new boob job to men for tips, the latest hot off the press story was two co-workers were having a 3 some with a member and took pics on his phone.

Wife found them, sent them to the GM, two co-workers fired on the spot. Plenty more stories but those are the top ones.”


“I was working 2nd shift security in a pharma company and a line worker came put of the boss’s office all disheveled. The boss had gone home already, so I kept watching and two dudes came out of the office a few minutes later. One was still putting his pants back on. They were extremely surprised that the door to her office was on camera. Turns out one of the dudes had stolen a master key from a janitor’s cart and had been using the manager’s office as a bang pad.”

 

“When I worked at a hotel, one of the housekeepers was known to hook up with guests from time to time. The head housekeeper caught her in the act once, when she was trying to inspect rooms.”

 

“Saw my boss and a co-worker making out. They were both married at the time. Each came into my office later that day and had a sit-down with me on “why these types of things happen.” I was 26 years old at the time.”

 

“I did not see it but it was recorded (we have cameras). 2 sets of kids (15-16) decided to have sex in the front row of a movie theatre. AT THE SAME TIME while the movie was running – With people in the rows above them. They were wondering what we should do about the footage. I said to leave it.

Don’t look and it will go away in 30 days. Some states have laws about deleting ‘evidence of a crime’ so I let the system take care of it automatically. The kids were shamed by police and parents. Police were called and so were the parents. The kids acted like it was no big deal.”

 

"Result was students photographing the rather scandalous emails and snap chatting them to each other. I work on a different site and within two hours it was all over my site as well. The guy no longer works for us.”

 

“I did not see the event, only the aftermath, but when the Filene’s in the mall where I worked was bought out/changing its sign to Macy’s, a worker was electrocuted and died. At first, mall management tried to stay open, but the police forced them to close for the day. Possibly a rumor only, but I later heard that the Filenes/Macys manager had insisted that the electrician work the sign “hot.”"

 

“Guy at work occasionally used the machine shop on-site to make pipe bombs. This was pre-9/11.”

 

“Guy came into work very late (back office for a bank) with 2 black eyes and completely beaten up. In front of everyone, and quite loudly, said it was his girlfriend but “you think I’m bad, you should see her”. He was being serious too. Someone also caught him doing a line in the office toilet before he started work that day too.”

 

“I had a coworker that took massive amount of drugs on busy construction sites. To the point he would sway around and barely keep his feet. The company knew, but was so desperate for workers they turned a blind eye and never did anything about it (shit company, couldn’t keep anybody longer than a year, except this guy). Had many close calls on the sites and somehow never died. One day he just drove off a site in the middle of the day. The company trucks were GPS tracked, so they found him OD’ed in it in the shady part of town.”

 

“I worked as a janitor at a hospital. There was a private restroom on the second floor. On multiple days, someone positioned themselves above the toilet and took a dump all over it. It turned out to be a janitor on 2nd shift.”

 

“Woman pulled up behind our building. We had on-site security and lots of cameras. She stops, gets out, drops her pants, and shits behind the building. Security goes out to ask her wtf she’s doing. She scoops her mess up with napkins and drives away. Our office was near a mall and an interstate highway. There were restaurants and fast food everywhere. There was no reason for her to do that behind our building.”

 

“I work IT for a law firm, you’d be astounded how many times I remote into an attorney’s laptop and he just has a straight-up porn folder on the desktop.”

 

“I used to work at a library and there was a homeless guy who came in every (other) day, and he used to drunkenly piss his pants while sitting on the upholstered chairs. It got to the point to where we were replacing the chairs since the smell sunk in, and we ended up banning him for a year.”

 

“Had a fire drill at work one night. Attendence was taken and two people missing. Couple bosses went back in looking for them. Found them in a storage room having sex. Boss told them to finish up, have a good time, go home and don’t bother coming back.”

 

“Coworkers on ecstasy having sex on the prep table in the back at a Subway. We were open until 4 am. There was one occasion where a coworker brought in speakers, blacklights and strobes, and we basically had a rave … we made sandwiches with our shirts off that night for customers. Man I have a lot of stories from that time.”

 

“When I used to work at In-N-Out burger, the fry girl accidentally chopped off part of her finger using the potato slicer. The entire sink was filled with fries and blood, in which the tip of her finger was floating around. It was quite a spectacle.”

 

“Cinema usher, end of the night and waiting for final films to finish and clear up. One guy was sitting in the back row (we would be standing at the front to the side) watching the credits. It is not uncommon for this, but the end credits finish and he is still there. I begin to walk up the stairs towards him and he hasn’t noticed me and I can make out he looks like he is asleep. As I get closer he suddenly looks at me and mouths something.

Another head pops up from his lap, another guy had been going to downtown with him. I instantly froze, turned around and walked back down to the exit. They rather sheepishly left a few mins later. I thanked them for their visit and hoped they enjoyed the movie.”

 

“Caught two employees banging in a laser tag arena supply closet, with an arena full of children and the game running. I’ve seen poop on the ceiling. THE CEILING.”

 

“New hire on his first day jerking off in the doorway of his somewhat secluded office who didn’t happen to notice the camera right above his head.”

 

“A mountain lion appearing in the parking lot, blocking the way into the office building. Definitely not safe to get out of your car and go into the building to work. Literally not safe to work.”

 

“I was a bartender working at a popular psychedelic drug-themed pizza chain in my college town. Guy sat at the bar for about 30 minutes and we talked about music and playing guitar and he just seemed like a super nice, cool guy. Then he was like “I’m gonna grab a table and eat now. Good talking to you.”

Left a solid tip. But what he really meant was, “I’m gonna go sit in a booth and stare and that table of girls while I jerk off under the table now.” And that’s what he did. Luckily, the girls immediately and loudly called him out and we ran him off. We heard rumblings around town of the same thing happening at several other spots.”

 


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