Sometimes, Sex Sounds Better In Theory Than It Looks In Practice (18 GIFS)

27 Apr 2021


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"Sex on the beach. Sand is not your friend"

 

Dabuku1

 

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"Sex in a pool

water is a terrible lubricant"

 

pm_me_ur_cute_asshol

 

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"Most porn positions are not worth the efforts on doing them, is like theatrical kung fu, it looks nice but it is uneffective."

 

InnapropiateCommenter

 

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"Sex outside in public. It can be uncomfortable, breezy, your clothes can get ruined, distracting, and have legal repercussions if caught."

 

Easy-fixer

 

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"Having sex for a long duration… I’ve had a partner who was committed to hold himself out longer and explicitly told me he was insecure about climaxing too early. It didn’t increase the fun for me knowing he just has a hang up about it and it’s not for my sake."

 

Everyevery

 

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"Threesomes. A lot of people want them, not many can handle the aftermath."

 

Soulger11

 

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"Scissoring. It’s impossible to line things up just right and unless you’re both freshly shaven, it’s just gonna leave everyone itchy."

 

Efologonuh

 

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"69: Either I concentrate too much on her or too much on me, or vice versa; plus, if you have drastically different heights, you don’t match up.

Shower sex: One of you is always shivering in the back, out of the water; plus, water is a terrible lubricant."

 

ChrisNEPhilly

 

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"Hot tubs. Too fucking hot."

 

Gsxr16k

 

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"Facials. In real life it’s just like “ok now I’ve covered my partners face in bodily fluids, and she needs a shower before we can cuddle”"

 

Randolotapus

 

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"For me it’s drunk sex. I like to be in control so when I’m drunk I just feel like I’m not at my best. Also there are many kinky things that you can’t do when drunk because it’s not safe."

 

Dom_vasco

 

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"Talking dirty. I just hate it, don’t tell me I’m your bitch, don’t tell me you want to break me in half. I don’t mind if you ask me if I’m liking it in a “hot” way or, you know, the common moaning or curse words or sky daddy calls but DON’T TALK TO ME “dirty”, it’s weird and I loose my focus because I don’t know what to say and feel awkward."

 

GanzGenauFrau

 

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"Im amazed no one is talking about licking buttholes. That is literally where poop comes from"

 

vasDcrakGaming

 

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"Fingers in each other’s mouth… yes it’s suggestive and mouths are sexy… but fingers aren’t, if you stick your fingers ger in my mouth I’ll lube it up so we can do other stuff but get it over with and out of my mouth… keep trying and I’ll bite it"

 

Sleepdprived

 

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"Road head. It’s one of those things people do cause it’s “cool”, not cause it’s enjoyable."

 

Nokittysthatmypie

 

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"I’d say spanking. It does nothing for my hands, I’ve got to constantly wonder how hard is too hard ( hitting ) , and when to finally stop."

 

Rusulfus

 

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"Everything having to do with the shower. It is wet, dry, slippery and tight in all of the wrong ways at the same time."

 

Ashtar-the-Squid

 


5   Comments ?
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Temperance 2 year s ago
#1 towel (2 so no1 can see) if they do. hey f*** you)
all shower ones don't understand what a solid eye contact w a solid BJ is.
spanking one doesn't know how to cup the hand for sound. affect for her pleasure. hands are a dirty one. must be done right as a control. facial and 3some are similar in that communication and eye contact are key. afterwards u gonna say that weird dumb $hit again? the morning after....same w dirty talk...gotta know how to turn a girl on w a voice and a phone call in this pandemic....I have spoken. this is the way.
       
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Merci 2 year s ago
Not wearing a condom. A personal hangup, I get too worried about knocking her up or getting an STI, or maybe giving her one without knowing. Call me paranoid.
       
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Harold 2 year s ago
Merci,
Hi paranoid, I’m dad joke
       
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Harold 2 year s ago
This is the biggest collection of vanilla, lame asses I’ve ever seen. Go with the opposite of all of these posts and you’ll have a fun and exciting life.
       
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Alicia 2 year s ago
Just talk for yourself.

69 ist great. Licking butthole is great. Getting your butthole licked is even better. Facials are awesome & a little spanking makes her day if she enjoys it.
       
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