Horny People Can Do All Sorts Of Embarrassing Stuff… (10 PICS + 11 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       11 May 2021       4570       1

“I had oral sex with my ex at the hospital after she had leg surgery. The thing is that there was another patient next to us and only a curtain as separation. We were about 17yo, horny as rabbits and thought we didn’t make noise. Of course, we did and to this day I think the man next to us heard everything but said nothing.”

 

“The girl that I lost my virginity to was down to do just about anything, anywhere, and it excited her to do stuff in public. We did quite a bit of crazy stuff, but one that I still kind of can’t believe is that we had sex in the back aisle of a PetSmart. It was open. There weren’t a lot of people in there or anything. It was a lift-the-skirt situation.

Every other partner I’ve had since then has been incredibly tame by comparison.”

 

“I was a horny teenager and on a long haul flight. Ended up fapping in the airplane bathroom. Euphoria was quickly erased when I realized there were like 4 people waiting to use the toilet”

 

“At 22 I fucked the girl who used to babysit me when I was 8.”

 

“I was 15 and the girl told me her mom would not be home. I jump on the bus to a shitty part of town to meet her. No clue where I was going and before I had a cell phone. I call her from the payphone at the station and she tells me plan change her MOM SHOWED UP.

So it’s getting late around 2 am and I have to call/beg my mom to come pick me up and she didn’t even know I snuck out. Now I gotta go call my momma and let her know the truth about that night, lol.”

 

“I’m a straight guy, and I made out with a gay guy at a college party to prove to the girl I had a crush on that making out wasn’t a big deal. She said, “That was hot,” and then still wouldn’t make out with me.”

 

“I… I…… I……. clicked the “hot milfs near you” ad…”

 

“Decided to masturbate into a urinal because I was bored and horny studying for finals when I was in college. I studied in an empty classroom in the creepiest old building on campus so that I could be completely focused and not be distracted. I hadn’t seen anybody in that building for 3 hours so I didn’t feel the need to lock the bathroom door or do my business in a stall like a normal person.

So I’m going to town on myself and suddenly the bathroom door opens and stop mid-fap (foreskin noises stop suddenly). I just stood there holding my erect penis for a second, put it back in and leave without making eye contact. Still have no idea who that person was, but they definitely knew what I was doing and that I’m fucking weird.”

 

“Me and few other people were at a trip in the alps and I got so horny that after we built a camp I climbed down like a quarter of some mountain that was covered in thick bushes and I jerked off while facing the greatest view of my life at a valley.”

 

“That would be masturbating into a banana peel.”


“Ex-GF’s twin hit on me at a party… I took the bait. It was so wrong.”

 

“Back when I was a freshman in college, I got a text message from a very attractive friend of mine. This young woman informed me that she would be making her stripping debut that night, then asked if I would show up to watch.

Given that getting to her would have required a two-hour trip, I politely declined, wished her luck, then went about my evening… until another message arrived, in which the girl invited me to spend the night with her after her performance had finished. I started driving about five minutes later.

Unfortunately, luck was not on my side that night: As I was coming to the top of a raised on-ramp, my tires started skidding beneath me. I fought to keep control, but my car spun out, slammed into a guardrail, and eventually came to a halt facing back in the direction that I had been going. Bizarrely enough, I was struck by the thought that the airbags tasted vaguely like onion rings… but I didn’t have time to contemplate that for long, because a second vehicle seemed to encounter the same skid-causing hazard that I had, ultimately colliding with me from behind.

To make a long story short, my car was totaled, and my friend went without an audience. I never did spend the night with her.”

 

“I drove 4 hours to a different state to spend a day with my ex at her college. She was my ex at the time.”

 

“Tried to make it through boot camp without squeezing one out, I caved on week seven out of 8. I tugged it TWICE (two tugs, not two sessions) in front of a urinal when the bathroom was empty for like 5 seconds and let out the largest load I’ve ever had in my life by a huge margin.

I was rattled, just stood there for a minute realizing what just happened. Took a piss, walked away, kept thinking about it all week.”

 

“When I was in college I met a super cute goth chick in an illustration class that actually worked as an aid in the office part-time to help pay for classes. Welp, we ended up hooking up once, and then on out she would just walk by my classroom about 3-4 times a week for an entire semester, get my attention through the door, and I’d get up and she’d take me to this weird deep room within the school that only she had the keys to and would basically fuck the shit out of me it was awesome. Oh, and there were mannequins in that room.”

 

“Friends and I would sneak into a local gym’s pool every night during the summer and swim. While completely hammered. This one girl was flirting with my bf and I didn’t like it. We are all in bathing suits, so when we left the building I threw my arms around him and said “Let’s fuck.” We did, in the alleyway, as I held onto the back of an abandoned toilet.”

 

“Made out with a random chick in some bushes in a park. Turned out she was a pickpocket. Jokes on her though, all I had on me at the time was a pack of smokes.”

 

“Bought a new vibrator & couldn’t wait to use it! So I opened it in the car & used it on the way home, in the middle of a hot summer day through my jean shorts. ¯_( ツ)_/¯”

 

“Sent this (in hindsight really cringy) sex roleplay type thing to an ex through text. Like just said all the things I wanted to do. Thankfully she called me and came over so I could release that tension.”

 

“I fashioned a fleshlight out of a pringles can, some socks, and a rubber glove… more than once. I am the Macgyver of horny.”

 

“It’s super hot/muggy out, my wife and I are in the middle of a 6-hour road trip so she can get to a lab meeting the next day at her new job. Huge, blinding downpour starts, we straight up can’t see, so we turn the hazards on and pull off in the breakdown lane. “So what do we do?” I asked. We start making out and, 3 minutes later, I’m bare ass naked, she’s bare ass naked, and I’ve got a huge set of tits in my face.

The car had absolutely no tint of any kind on the windows, and there was nothing in the back window to obscure anything we were doing, so anybody could see us fucking in the back of a shitty 2-seater Chevy if they pulled up a normal distance behind the car. Like fucking in a fishbowl, man.”

 


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Assene 2 year s ago
Early in our marriage, we were in a grocery store. I teased her about trying a cucumber. She said she would if I got a cantaloupe and cut a hole in it to use. We added them to our basket, went home and had a really fun time. Great memory.
       
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