Things Men Learn From Porn That Are Completely Wrong (14 GIFS)
23 Jul 2021
“Going super fast when fingering or rubbing the clit. Learned it felt better when it’s slow”
-son_of_murdoc
“That girls keep their high-heeled shoes on when in bed.”
-johnnylovesbjs
“The shower is not as practical as it looks.
Positions don’t work, the water makes stuff dry, and you will probably fall several times.”
-BigCheapass
“In truth, intimate whispers are usually much better than loud vulgarities.”
-NucleicAcidTrip
“That getting it is easy”
-LuinAelin
“That spit is enough lube for anal”
-somekennyguy
“That every woman wants your bodily fluids squirted on her face.”
-turningfoodintopoop
“Turns out women don’t love when you change positions every thirty seconds.”
-youweremyhero
“Women don’t cum when even the smallest breeze of air goes into their vagina”
-Forward-Baseball5161
“That most women do NOT love anal”
-BarooTangClan
“Obviously, all girls like their throats hammered in”
-epicness737
“I was 21 before I found out a female orgasm =/= squirt.”
-R00-
“You will cramp up or pull a muscle trying to do some of the positions they do.”
-40ozFreed
“My step-sister was horrified that I asked…”
-Senepicmar
LOL.