"In Poland my partner and I decided to go to a strip club. We paid for a private dance for us both together. The stripper was gyrating on the floor and kind of fell off the little stage and rolled under the curtain.
It was hilarious. She was professional about it and came straight back in and carried on like we didn’t just watch her do a backwards roley poly out of the room."
"A buddy of mine got super drunk after a break up and passed out in a VIP section. She just kept dancing and security wouldn’t let us in there and eventually threw us out all together.
Had to call the cops to get them to let us go get him. They were literally just trying to rob him. I’ll never go back to another one again after that experience"
"In Vegas with some buddies for March Madness, find ourselves at Spearmint Rhino.
Two brothers on the trip disappear in the VIP room, they are in NO shape to be making decisions like that. 2 hours go by and they are still gone. I go to the VIP room and ask to go speak with them, bouncer who was legit 7 foot 450 told me I was not allowed back there.
Next morning those guys wake up with wicked hangovers and 7k in charges to their credit cards saying they only got champagne and food (that stippers kept bringing to the table for them to pay for that they didn’t order)."
"I once had a guy who wanted me to punch slap and put my 6 inch heel in his balls I tried but just couldn’t do it.
I said he needed a hug but I went and found him this real mean girl so he could get what he wanted. Team player."
"I’ve gone to a few clubs in my single younger years. Experiences ranged from regular dances/grinding, being propositioned for sex, making me cum in my pants, over the clothes blow job (surprisingly good), fingering the dancer, and intense dry humping.
If you go to a strip club and treat it like a regular bar with boobs and treat the girls like humans, you will have a fun time….I’ve never gone with any expectations or requested any of the above experiences, they were always the strippers idea"
"Had a dancer give me her pho recipe once.
That was weird. And it wasn’t a particularly good recipe."
"So from what Im reading it’s like a Sexual loot crate. Pay money first, then see what you get."
"You have to tell the customer how you feel about their screenplay"
"A friend had a regular who would buy an hour in the VIP room just so he can have the girls act like he was a dog.
Not really degrading just more he was the loved family dog. He tipped very very well and said she never even had to take off her cloths or touch him aside from pats on the head."
"The first time I went to a strip club a friend bought me a private dance. While she was doing her thing she whispered in my ear
“I’ll let you fuck me in the ass for $200”
I declined saying I didn’t have that much left on me then she said
“How about $50?”
I said I didn’t have any cash left on me
“I take credit”
So I guess sometimes that happens"
"I know a stripper. A regular would come in a pay her 500 dollars to lick her armpits for an hour. . . ."
"I was a dancer about 10 years ago and for the most part I enjoyed it. A guy once paid me $100 to kick him as hard as I could in his balls. Another guy paid me $100 to sniff a line of coke off my ass."
"I took my buddy for his first time ever going to a strip club and I thought he got robbed. He came out of the room and i saw him signing for a $750 payment.
I got pissed and was like hey what is this. He told me not to worry about it. After we got away from people he was like “I just got a double blow job, this is the best day of my life!” Lol."
"First time I did anything sexual in VIP some guy said he’d pay me $500 to go down on me. I’ve done some crazy things in VIP since. Blowjobs are most common, I’ve had sex, gone down on girls, got spanked, danced while some guy fucked another stripper.
If the price was right I’d do almost anything."
"A guy bought a full hour of my time and at one point “Wow” by Post Malone came on while i was dancing for him in the VIP room. I heard the guy quietly singing along and turned around to face him.
We ended up singing along to the song together, while i was dancing naked for him. i always think of that time whenever i hear that song now lol"