“OnlyFans” Has All Sorts Of Bizarre Accounts… (15 PICS)

Posted in NSFW       21 Jan 2022       3952       2

Desiree Gato

 

In an amount enough to make the Foot Clan Unionize against Master Shredder, Gato makes nearly $10k a month selling pictures of her feet.

 

Jenna Phillips

 

Phillips makes around $950k a year pretending to be a puppy, which is honestly enough to make Clifford the Big Red Dog blush.

 

Kactus Kutie

 

Kactus makes her living by selling her urine in a jar for $71 dollars a pop. Sidenote — Is it weird that the thing that disturbs me the most here is the $71 price point? Just commit to $75 Kactus, why are you doing this to people’s OCD?

 

LucyIsLoud

 

Despite her name, Lucy Goyette makes her bag by selling mute fetish content.

 

Peekaboo Pumpkin

 

With a seemingly devout hatred for both razors and Ichabod Crane, Pumpkin makes her living by posting photos of her beard and videos of her playing with it.

 

Evelyn Miller

 

Evelyn was born with two vaginas and two wombs. Miller proclaims she uses one for ‘work’ and the other for her ‘personal’ life.

 

Alice Lovegood

 

Makes a comfortable living letting users watch her pump breast milk.

 

Steph Matto

 

Matto was making nearly $50k a week selling her farts in a jar. The ‘fartrepreneur’ actually ended up in the hospital for overdoing it.

 

Adeline Frost

 

While she’s a nightmare for anyone with Masklaphobia, Adeline Frost is the go-to account for anyone looking for cosplay content.

 

Rojeana Macapagal

 

Rojeana has apparently cornered the long-hair fetish market, as she makes a pretty penny posting photos of her exceptionally long hair.

 

Melanie Collett

 

Collett makes her living as a sports fetish content creator, which up until this point, I didn’t know existed. I thought the only types of sport fetish content involved videos of Tom Brady losing at things.

 

Farrah Abraham

 

I’m not even going to elaborate on this one. She sells poop videos and poop in a jar.

 

Evie Jones

 

Evie Jones is an escort, but she also makes a killing on the side by posting pictures of her bloated stomach. Look, I don’t get it either, but to each their own.

 

Gainer Bull

 

Bryan ‘Gainer’ Bull increases both his bank account and blood pressure by consuming upwards of 10,000 calories a day for his fat fetish fans.

 

Holly McGuire

 

Deployed as a secret agent by General COVID himself (probably), McGuire rakes in nearly $4k a month sneezing and coughing for her fans.

 





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Shaina 2 year s ago
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
       
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Eseneth 2 year s ago
There are obviously a lot of troubled people in the world.
       
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