The Weirdest Things People Have Done While Horny (6 PICS + 9 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 18 Jul 2022 1837

"Made a hole in cucumber, warmed it in the microwave, and then fucked it."

"Hospitalized, used a cockring from some Chinese website. Got it on, couldn’t get it off."

"Let the wife pee in my mouth while she sucked me off and fingered me, all for the first time in my life, mind you. Post nut clarity had me like, wtf just happened."

"Fleshlight made of instant mashed potatoes"

"I was young and didn’t have a vibrator yet. I was desperate. The only type of vibrating object we had in the house at the time was my dads electric toothbrush. But like, I didn’t want to directly use his toothbrush because ew. (plus it wasn’t the right shape). So I ended up taping his toothbrush to one of my hairbrushes and used the hairbrush handle as a dildo while the toothbrush gave it a vibrating effect. Didn’t really get the sensation i wanted from it though but it did the trick!"

"Had to draw a fucking dick because my wifi wasn’t working"

"Told them *blurted out that I loved them"

"Cut a hole in a stuffed animal and lined its insides with bologna. Lubed up with vegetable oil and had the greatest 13-year-old orgasm of my life"

"One night walking home drunk, went into the middle of a field, took all my clothes off and wanked myself silly in the rain lying down in the grass."

"My ex “ate” my dick which she dressed up as a hot dog….. Bun…condiments and all…… yeah, not my proudest but you asked."

"When I was maybe 13-14 (just hitting puberty) I was extremely sexually curious and started putting random objects into my vagina.

One time I shoved a lipstick tube up there but when I pulled it out the lid had stayed stuck inside me. I was crying trying to fish it out for a good 30 mins because I would have rather died from an infection than go to my very conservative Korean parents and admit to my personal sin time."

"In college I lived off campus. I went to a really small town and lived with 2 guys. During the summer we would just work and play video games but someone was always home and the rest of campus was dead as fuck. One time I said I was taking my dog to the forest preserve but really was going for a mega self pleasure sesh in my car. It was hard to do it in the shower because it was right next to my other roommates bedroom. When I came home my roommate was like, “did you go alone? You left the dog here”. Whoops lol."

"I got turned on carving pumpkins with the ex one fall and decided the pumpkin guts were slimy and probably would make an excellent feeling on a penis. So I jacked off my ex with hands full of pumpkin guts. He loved it. He’s probably never looked at pumpkin carving the same since."