Ladies Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Bodies (15 GIFS)

“Trim and file your nails your dick might not feel it when you jerk off, but our clit and vag are ‘wtf does he have a rusty knife on him?’ We know and it kills whatever you were trying to accomplish.”

“This is not about the body but my partner thought the wings of the pad stuck to the legs rather than the underwear.”

“I’m an electrician, surrounded by men all day. One of them legitimately thought we peed out of our clitoris. He’s in his 30’s, married, and has kids.”

“I swear I wish I was making this up, but I had one guy ask me if it’s true that our vagina “closes” when we get to our menopausal age. Like if the hole ceases to be there.”

“Just because we are tight doesn’t mean we are a virgin. We are probably either uncomfortable or just built that way. Once had a conversation with a boy who tried to convince me (a woman) that I’m wrong and he’s right. He was a Virgin.”

“Pregnancy really fucks a body up. There’s still a lot of stigma about talking about it but it’s not just getting big and then popping out a baby. Your abs can separate, your vagina can tear, most care kits for new moms involves a lot of numbing spray for her body that is ripped apart.”

“If your wife has recently given birth she’s going to need you to be a superstar of support. Tuning out and letting her take the lead because you can’t breastfeed is about the worst thing you can do for your marriage.”

“Stretch marks are the most normal things in the world! Treat them accordingly.”

“Not every position works for every body. For example, I have a tilted uterus, I’m most comfy in doggy.”

“The clitoris is not like a scratchcard. I won’t come when you try to rub it off.”

“Periods don’t just cause belly cramps: it spreads to our back, kidney, sometimes arms and legs, we have huge headaches, we get dizzy, sometimes throw up, faint, get insomnia or hypersomnia, can’t eat anything or are always hungry.”

“Vaginal discharge is a normal thing. It also changes consistency (i.e., creamy, sticky, or egg white) or color (i.e., white, clear, cloudy white) depending on our cycles.”

“The bigger the boobs the bigger the back pain.”

“We don’t enjoy boobs as much as we flex them, they are constantly getting in the way.”

“Me not being able to orgasm from penetration doesn’t mean I’m not enjoying myself / you’re doing a bad job.”