"We were hearing music during the act. She was going down on me and then her favorite song played. Suddenly she started singing using my dick as a mic. We laughed so hard for a solid 3 min."
"My boyfriend’s watch has Google Assist.
During a very intimate session, his watch suddenly said with a clinical voice: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand.”
Boyfriend said, “You’ll understand when you’re older,” and I laughed so hard his dick flew out."
"Two police officers knocked on our car window. The window was cracked open, and we were in his car in an empty parking lot at like 12 a.m.
They thought there was drug smuggling going on because we were the only two cars (mine and his, parked side-by-side) in the entire lot.
Best part: They knocked the second he came (he’s a loud cummer)."
"My dog puked right next to my wife’s head."
"Partner’s Mum walked in my first ever time.
Being British, she didn’t know what to do, so offered us a cup of tea.
We politely declined."'
"The day after we got married my new husband and I were getting busy when the phone rang … it was my MIL who hated me. I answered and she asked me if she was interrupting anything.
I said, “Yes you are, I’m making a man out of your son.” And I heard a gasp and hung up the phone."
"I was laying on the bed and my girlfriend was giving me head. In the exact moment that I climaxed, my phone alarm went off.
We’re not talking about a nice gentle chime alarm either, but the classic “EH EH EH” alarm at full volume. She held her composure and finished me like a champ.
I, on the other hand, had the exact face you would expect from someone who is embarrassed and orgasming at the same time. We spent the next 10 minutes laughing about it.
I’m gonna marry her."
"Getting mighty close to orgasm and the dude stops because he heard the call to prayer from a nearby mosque. :("
"My girlfriend and I met up on her lunch break, we quickly went upstairs to do the deed. Her windows were down because it was a heat wave and she didn’t have a window unit.
Well, as soon as I … ahem … her neighbor yelled, “HEY, GET OUT OF THERE!”
We both stopped like deer in headlights. After realizing he was yelling at his dog to get out of her yard, we laughed for a solid minute.
It’s still an inside joke between us."
"Husband and I were going at it pretty hard cause we hadn’t seen each other in three months.
A GIANT FLYING COCKROACH suddenly lands on his shoulder while he’s cumming. Our cat immediately jumps to his rescue and swats that roach away and kills it. There was so much screaming and chaos.
We DIED laughing. My husband always jokes saying the cat and him have a love/hate relationship but he’s only alive because the cat saved him that time (so dramatic).
That roach was huge. We still laugh about it years later."
"A police officer knocks on the window.
“Are you alright ma’am?”
She says yes. He leaves. Never asked if I was okay. :p"
"I tend to get extremely horny after I am recovering from a cold. I was getting over a sinus infection, but generally my nasal cavities were clear.
We are going at it missionary style and all of a sudden my nose begins to run and a stop of snot falls out of my nose and hits her on the cheek."
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