Porn Normalized So Many Weird Things… (15 GIFS)

“Bleached assholes.”

“Giant tits and giant dicks. Also people going for longer than an hour without chafing.“

“That foreplay sometimes consists of the guy getting a blowjob and then she rubs herself like twice and then we’re ready for action. In general everything often looks very dry.”

“Shoving things inside with grotesque fake long nails. Absolutely NOT..”

“Rubbing” a woman’s clit like you’re a dog scratching an itch.“

“This crossed eye fad that has been sweeping the cosplay / anime softcore.“

“The amount of moaning a woman does without any stimulation at all.“

“How easy they make butt stuff look , this can be dangerous because some people watch that and go “oh I could just stick it in no problem” NO! you need to prep your partner lots of lube and probably start with fingers first and not straight dick first shit is dangerous.“

“If you get caught jerking your gonna get some coochie“

“Step family/loud gagging/spitting/foot on the back of head in doggy“

“Going from the butt straight to the pussy ; you just don’t do that due to all the bacteria in the butt…“

“Expectations that a plumber will show up moments after calling.“

“Terrible Cunnilingus.“