People Share Some Of The Worst Things They've Heard In Bed (20 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       6 Jan 2023       1523       1

"I’m not attracted to you anymore. It wasn’t during sex but it was still in bed"

 

"“Gonna pop your cervix”.. Cue my vagina shriveling away into itself"

 

"I got called a mistake immediately after.

I had feelings for her and had had these feelings for her for years. I thought we would never actually be anything. She was the high school crush that ended up moving away and lost all contact. Through some crazy wierd circumstances we ran into each other years later. We had been flirting like crazy for weeks. She immediately cut all contact. Pain."

 

"“You make me feel dirty when you touch me.” Happened over 40 years ago and it still crawls under my skin."

 

"My very first time doing anything with anyone ever. I was very sheltered, was only taught abstinence, so I didn’t really understand the importance of condoms because I was on bc. he didn’t even mention using one. he pulled out but when we were done he said “so what do you wanna name our kid in nine months?”

I cried."

 

"I don’t think you’re sexy but you’re really good for a cuddle."

 

"You can use one of my boyfriend’s condoms. They’re in the drawer but they’re probably too big."

 

"That she had sex with a friend of mine like 20 minutes earlier…"

 

"One (After I lost about 80 lbs) “You could probably lose a bit more” while we were lying in bed and we were cuddling."

 

"Hooked up with this guy on Christmas Eve, in the middle of everything he says “Guess Santa isn’t the only one coming tonight”"

 

"Just lost my hair due to health concerns, was pretty embarrassed about it.

Was giving a guy head and he looks down and goes “can you stop? You look like a man from this angle”

Oof."

 

"We have herpes, now."

 

"We were doing mutual masturbation and he went “rub that thing like it owes you money.” I had to stop because I couldn’t stop laughing.

Anyways we’re engaged now."

 

"“Just hurry and finish.” Two or three minutes in, she said it with a look of pure disgust"

 

"Is it in already?"

 

"“I could have AIDS, you never know.”. It was a playful joke. 10/10 lost my boner."

 

"In my early twenties and had gone on a few dates with this girl. After 3rd / 4th meet up, we end up back at my house. Things are normal, just some kissing and such and then she starts being the aggressor. Ok cool. Then, unprovoked she goes down on me. All of a sudden I hear what I think is a bit of a whimper and realize that she’s crying. I immediately stop what’s going on, ask her if everything is OK

‘Please trust me, it’s not you.’

‘Are you sure… if anything’s wrong, please let me know’

‘Trust me, it’s not you, it’s me…There’s this Uncle……"

 

"Not told but asked, “what’s my name baby?”

I guess he wanted me to moan his name?

I couldn’t think of it at that moment. Very awkward."

 

"I haven’t washed these sheets in years – I hope that doesn’t bother you."

 

"I’m glad the movie was good because the sex wasn’t!!"

 


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Cage 1 year ago
First GF, first time for both of us.
We're going at it and I'm thinking "Yeah!!!! Finally!!!!"
3 minutes later she spazzes-out and goes completely limp.
When she catches her breath she looks up at me and says: 'I'm done.'
Which meant that I was done, too.
(Hell, I was just building-up a good head of steam!)
Her other favorite line: 'OHMIGOD! Put that thing away.....'
So, yeah.....NOT a keeper.
She got married and popped out a few kids.....and I always thought: 'Man....her husband must be REALLY quick on the trigger.....'
       
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