People Share Their Craziest Sexual Fantasies (9 PICS + 10 GIFS)

"Threesome with my wife and Jennifer Anniston. She’s in, too. My wife, not Jen."

"Boyfriend turns into an alien monster and destroys me with his 100 tentacle cocks"

"I wanna fuck an elf."

"Having sex in space"

"Private island. Sex on the beach. Since it’s a fantasy… the sand is this magical material that looks the same and feels cool and soft, but does NOT stick to your body. Not a grain of sand in any crevices to stick to any of your parts. It doesn’t matter if you’re wet from the ocean, sweaty, etc. No sand anywhere. Just the sun, crashing ocean waves, and my magic sand.

And my hair looks awesome damp and wind-blown, not like the tangled, unbrushed mop that it usually looks like when it’s wet and windy."

"Being tied up by a woman and used as a sex toy."

"I’m standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me."

"I want to be taken unaware out of my daily life and dropped off unprepared in the wilderness and hunted down but instead of dying when I’m caught it ends in rough animalistic sex."

"Threesome with Toyota Jan and Lily from AT&T"

"I wish my wife were as comfortable with sex as I am. If she could just see how beautiful and sexy she is, the same way I see her, I think it would help some.

Love that woman to death, but she’s her own worst critic sometimes"

"Being trapped in a giantess’s cleavage."

"My wife being comfortable enough with her body to let me fully undress her during foreplay and sexual acts. (She’s given birth to 5 kids and no matter how much I tell her how beautiful she is, she won’t let me)"

"When I was younger (48/M), a lot of partners used to scratch my back so hard it would draw blood. The shower the next day always stung in a very satisfying way. My wife won’t do that no matter how elated she gets, she says she refuses to hurt me.

However, these days (I’m an old dad), my fantasy is for the kids (2&6) to go to bed early enough so that my wife and I aren’t too tired. That would be awesome."

"Bill Gates and Elon musk showering my bed with 100 dollar bills, while the wife and I, Get it on."

"I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her.

Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier."

"I doubt I’ll ever be a sex demon summoned one night by a young woman looking for vengeance and the cost of my services being her becoming my toy."

"Having sex with the female version of myself from an alternate reality."

"Playing board games with Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler, and Chris Evans and then having sex with my husband while I tell him how badly I kicked Henry’s butt at Catan."

"I am at a house party and my girlfriend ties me to the bed and throughout the night different women come in to sit on my face"