The Hard Truths About Sex That Nobody Tells You (18 GIFS)

"How often someone is pulling a hair out of their mouth."

"Pee before, pee after"

"Soooo important as a girl !! No one ever told me and I got to the hospital because of it “ i mean, it’s so basic so whyyyy"

"Cum continues to leak out of you for an extended period of time. I guess I thought it just absorbed or something, lol"

"You may or may not have to fart the entire time"

"One of you will have to reach down and put it in"

"And if you’re a guy, it’s lower down than you think"

"Don’t put it in your butt if it doesn’t have a base"

"How terrible it is with the wrong person."

"You don’t realize how good it can be till you’re with the right person."

"After sex you play the “where are the clothes” game"

"Your cat will watch from across the room"

"Across the room if you’re lucky. My cats form a circle like one of those old-timey surgical theatres."

"The sounds!"

"The suctioning when your chests vacuum together!"

"That you can ask for whatever you need, you don’t have to feel bad"

"Sometimes you cum in under a minute, sometimes you can go all night and blast off at the end, and sometimes you can fuck for hours but you ain’t gonna finish.

Just enjoy your partner while you’re together."

"The wet spot after sex. Someone’s laying in it."

"I had a blow-my-mind moment when my lips touched a penis and I found out it was warm, like literally almost hot, I never thought about it and never saw this mentioned anywhere"

"It’s not always some kind of sexy, passion-filled thing like the movies. Sometimes it’s just a really wholesome, fun thing with a person you’re close with and you two have some laughs during it."

"It can shift really quickly between enjoyable and a chore."

"That when you do it doggie style sometimes the pussy farts"

"Not just doggy style"

"Once you have sex for the first time, you’re still the same person afterward."