1

"I honestly don’t recall ever seeing public sex but when I was a teenager I watched a goth girl walk another goth girl down an extremely busy street in my city’s bar district on a leash and collar and it’s stuck with me for close to thirty years"

2

"I work overnight in a hotel, during an outside walk I caught two people, fully nude, fucking behind the dumpster. I’m surprised they didn’t get mauled by the raccoons."

3

"Someone was making out at a party, and he got his hand down his gf pants fingering her before we could get them to stop. Someone reminded them that they were putting on a show in the middle of the party, and they both had family there. They took it somewhere more private after that."

4

"Mi neighbors are fucking in our community pool like.. Right now (2am)"

5

"Watched on CCTV, I work in a shopping mall. Old mate stripped off his clothes took a dump behind the compactor and wiped his arse with his hat. Worse he left his bag after getting clothed. Inside his bag was a cock ring, lube and a dildo…and his ID. Shopping malls are crazy."

6

"Watching hardcore porn at the library on a free library computer in full view of everyone. He wasn’t masturbating, just looking around nervously. It was bizarre."

7

"To follow a common theme, I was giving a horse-drawn carriage tour of the nightlife in Austin, TX and had to insist at least 3 times that a kind lady get up off the floor of the carriage and not have her head under a blanket on the man’s lap. I eventually had to kick them out because that girl was really committed."

8

"For a more harmless one I was out at the bars with a female friend of mine who had just gotten a tattoo on her chest earlier in the day. We were both pretty drunk and she goes “I’m gonna show you my tattoo!” She lifts up her shirt to do so. Forgetting that she wasn’t wearing a bra and flashing the whole bar lmao"

9

"I was riding a mountain bike trail once when I was like 10.

While riding the trail I heard a woman absolutely screaming in the distance, like she could’ve been giving birth kinds of screaming.

As I got closer I guess they heard somebody coming, so the woman and a male voice started screaming “Bees!! bees! There’s bees! Run!”

Looking back they could’ve been fucking, but 10-year-old me noped out of there."

10

"Didn’t actually see this but very much heard it, at the cinema watching one of the spiderman movies I forgot which and every time there was the tiniest bit of quiet in the movie all you could hear was moaning from the girl and grunting from the guy and then thrusting noises from the back of the cinema. I was watching with my parents at the time so I had to just pretend I heard nothing."

11

"I was sitting having a beer outside in the Gaslamp district and watched a drop-dead gorgeous blonde having an argument with her boyfriend and for some reason she stripped off her dress, handed it to him, and strutted naked down past us as the boyfriend lost his goddamn mind.

I am guessing it was a breaking point or something where he was telling her what to wear or something and she went ‘you want it? Here you go.’"

12

"My grandma climbing on our garage roof (she is 72)"

13

"I was working and happened to glance in the direction of a customer on her laptop watching some sort of orgy/gangbang situation. Starring herself. Everything just wide open. For the whole place to see."

14

"In high school we were required to travel to our football games in one of the school buses. One day 20 minutes into an hour drive, a dude pulled alongside the bus in a convertible Mustang and just started beating his dick like it stole his girl. He was going at it for easily 35 miles on the freeway, was some of the craziest shit I’ve ever seen."

15

"Sitting at the poker table in a pub league. Drunk guy sitting next to me must have had dry hands, as I see him spit a huge loogie into his hands and rub them as if it was moisturizer."

16

"I saw a dude getting head next to a McDonald’s drive-through. Gave him the thumbs up after I got my food and drove away."

17

"Years ago I was an engineer at Cisco and this vendor was doing a presentation. One of the reps, a young woman pretty much out of college, was sitting in the front row of a presentation room and didn’t notice that her laptop screen saver was pulling pictures from her private folder. I got to watch a pretty enticing bondage slideshow before she looked down and immediately slammed the laptop shut.

Nobody in that room said a thing."