Men's Recommended Phrases To Use When Climaxing (18 GIFS)

"Release the Kraken."

"Oopsie-doo here comes the goo!"

"Fire in the hole."

"When me and my now wife were first dating and hadn’t said “I love you” yet, I once mixed up “Fuck I’m coming” and “I love you” and just shouted “Fuck You” at her."

"By the power of Grayskull!!!"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"I’m-a gonna cream your cannoli!!! AAAAAY! OOOOOH!"

"Sorry."

"I always keep it romantic. A quick ramp up of activity until I clench my teeth and scream at peak volume, “Take my seed you buxom wench!” Then I slather them to the sheets before leaping away, cutlass in my teeth."

"Yahtzee!"

"(Yoda voice) Cumming I am."

"My dick is about to sneeze."

"No joke, I once came so hard my brain shut down and I just mumbled to my wife “Here it is,” and that was it. We still laugh about it to this day."

"The juice is loose."

"It’s a me, Mario."

"Alas, the fruit of my loins are approaching!"

"The THX sound."