Men's Recommended Phrases To Use When Climaxing (18 GIFS)

23 May 2023


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"Release the Kraken."

 

3

"Oopsie-doo here comes the goo!"

 

4

"Fire in the hole."

 

5

"When me and my now wife were first dating and hadn’t said “I love you” yet, I once mixed up “Fuck I’m coming” and “I love you” and just shouted “Fuck You” at her."

 

6

"By the power of Grayskull!!!"

 

7

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

 

8

"I’m-a gonna cream your cannoli!!! AAAAAY! OOOOOH!"

 

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"Sorry."

 

10

"I always keep it romantic. A quick ramp up of activity until I clench my teeth and scream at peak volume, “Take my seed you buxom wench!” Then I slather them to the sheets before leaping away, cutlass in my teeth."

 

11

"Yahtzee!"

 

12

"(Yoda voice) Cumming I am."

 

13

"My dick is about to sneeze."

 

14

"No joke, I once came so hard my brain shut down and I just mumbled to my wife “Here it is,” and that was it. We still laugh about it to this day."

 

15

"The juice is loose."

 

16

"It’s a me, Mario."

 

17

"Alas, the fruit of my loins are approaching!"

 

18

"The THX sound."

 


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