"Trim and file your nails"
"Men, this is you too!!!"
"For women; pee right after the sex. It keeps you safe from UTIs."
"Toys are your friends, not enemies"
"Thats what I kept saying to my ex. She didn’t like the batman action figure. Don’t know why."
"Keep lube and a towel in an easily reachable place. Having to run off to get a towel after the deed is done kind of detracts from the moment."
"Ask what the other partner wants, especially if it’s a one-night stand. Shit will work out better I promise"
"Don’t just fucking lay there, both people (or more, whatever) need to be actively involved."
"For guys, slow it down. Got to carefully merge into traffic and get into the proper lane first before you can start doing 90."
"A red racecar bed makes it go faster"
"Aim to give, more than you get."
"Have fun it ain’t that serious"