Unfortunate Post-Sex Remarks: Worst Words People Said After Sex (16 PICS)

Posted in NSFW 9 Jun 2023 1296

"My ex and I took each other’s virginities, and afterwards, he said, 'Well, we tried!'"

Unfortunate Post-Sex Remarks: Worst Words People Said After Sex

"One guy told me, 'I felt like I was connected to an angel. Do you want to get married?'"

"He announced he had to leave to 'defrost some hot dogs for a party tomorrow' — a party that I wasn’t even invited to!"

"The worst I ever heard was when someone asked me, 'How long you planning to stay? I don’t want you here all night.'"

"A girl asked me if I was a virgin. When I said no, she replied with 'well it felt like it.'"

"My partner grew up in a very sex-sheltered home, so we waited two years to lose our virginities to each other. I thought our first time was great, but then, he muttered, 'Well that wasn't worth it.'"

"I eventually realized he was referring to the anxiety he had over sex, not the sex itself. We laugh about it now."

"I once had a guy put his hand up for a high five and go, 'We did it!'"

"I found out my situationship was hooking up with me while in a committed relationship when he said, 'My one-year anniversary with Angie is tomorrow!'"

"A guy actually said, 'Well, I guess we don’t have any chemistry!' Like, dude, I agree, but you could have waited a little longer before saying it!"

"I have really bad ADHD. When my husband and I first had sex, it was great. But once we finished, I said, 'Can I tell you about this documentary I’m watching? It’s about serial killers.'"

"*slaps knees* Welp!"

"As a midwesterner, this is in fact exactly what I say when leaving my friend-with-benefit's place after an evening of 'activities.' Ope!"

While the real-life scenarios were certainly cringy, some people came up with other hypothetical responses that I'm certain somebody somewhere has said before:

"*Jim Carrey voice* 'I've had better!'"