Embarking On An Awkward Journey: Exploring The Worst Parts Of Sex (20 GIFS)

"Your partner trying to do things they’ve seen in porn movies thinking that’s good sex."

"Needing him to hurry up after an hour of kink and pounding. I’m over it and I got other shit to do."

"Having to pretend that I’m not constantly thinking about it."

"Paying."

"Smells for me, I’m really self-conscious about it and wish my partner was the same."

"When she makes me call her bozo the cum clown."

"When he’s on top, but he’s a sweaty monster, and you can feel his sweat dripping down on you. For the most part, I can deal, but I hate when it lands on your face and hair, or worse… in your mouth."

"Rejection from my wife."

"Knowing that my butthole was probably staring at them during back shots."

"The part when you need to tell the other(s) what they’re doing isn’t to your liking."

"Catching a hamstring cramp at an inopportune time. Close second is getting a hair stuck on the roof of my mouth and trying to hack it up without ruining the mood."

"Some positions can be difficult to achieve."

"Clean up. So awkward just laying there waiting for the guy to get the towel."

"The part where the video ends and I have to stare at my ashamed reflection on my phone’s black screen."

"The post-nut clarity."

"When guys stick it in and you’re not ready to receive them so to speak."

"As a man, having to put in a lot of physical work while simultaneously delaying the good part."

"When the air gets trapped in ya fanny and then it’s just an uncomfortable pressure but you don’t wanna stop the fun. But then it slips out, and you become a taco trombone."

"The part where I don’t have it."