A Perfect Finish: The Most Wonderful Words To Hear After Sex (17 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       19 Jul 2023       985      

"I once received a text that said “I’m still basking in the afterglow!”"

 

“Wanna have a glass of wine and go again in 30 minutes?”

 

"Can you get me ____, I’m not sure I can walk right now."

 

"That silly sounding “trying to catch my breath” giggle from both parties"

 

"My girlfriend once said “I could die happy right now”"

 

"That they’re thirsty. Validation that I indeed did put in that work."

 

"Thank you. Also, “You fucked the shit out of me “"

 

"My wife once said, “that was better than shopping”. Made me pretty happy."

 

"Not that is a sound, but if her body is shaking uncontrollably… you did good. Unless it’s a seizure then it is really bad."

 

"My girlfriend lost her virginity with me (i didn’t know at the time) and she said “thank you”, later on she told that she had the best time that night, that she felt loved like never before, that one i’ll never forget it"

 

“Thank you for your cervix”

 

"My wife and I recently spent a week apart, once we had a moment where the kids were occupied at the neighbor’s house we were able to ‘reconcile’ and once finished she told me “I’ve been waiting for that for a week…” And I was ready for round 2 just like that"

 

"I had a girl once say, and I quote,

At no time during that did I think to myself “I could be having a grilled cheese sandwich right now.”

And I think that was the best most honest one I’ve ever gotten."

 

"Her gentle snoring"

 

"A solid high five will suffice."

 

“I needed that”

 

“Let’s get dinner”

 


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