Adult Film Lines: What's Something That Resonated With You? (20 GIFS)

"But I poop from there!! Not right now you don’t!"

"I went to Stanford. My GPA was…takes off bikini top…36-24-36."

"You’re going to wear my cum like a jeweled tiara."

“Lemon stealing whore.”

“There’s no sharks in here, this is a bathtub.”

"Do you want to fuck? Does a bear shit in the woods?"

“What? No money?! Here… Sukakok!”"

"Years ago, my friend sent me this video called “footless and fancy free.” These two girls are making out, then the one says, “I’m gonna fuck you like you’ve never been fucked,” then takes off her prosthetic leg. At that point, it became research."

Girl: “I want to get in your jeans.”

Guy: “These are shorts.”

"Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?"

"“Don’t deny your destiny, suck my big dick” in a super villain voice. That one caught me off guard."

“Come see how my pussy hairs glow in the moonlight.”

"I vaguely remember a camera man saying “can she say anything else?” after about 30 minutes of “oh yeah” with no change whatsoever in her voice."

"Girl unbuttons dudes pants and goes “mmm double button.” WTF two button pants really turn you on!?"

“I’m wise to the rise in your Levi’s.”

“Get in the car bitch.”

“But I didn’t do anything.”

“Oh, suck my cock and everything will be fine.”

“Know what I like the most? Cake farts. Let’s get. this. done…”

"My all-time though…”What’s my favorite music genre?”"

“I’m an art major.”

“I’m gonna make art all over your face.”