Moments That Ruined The Sex (14 GIFS)

“She was on top and kept lifting up off of my dick using her arms and SLAMMING back down on it with the force of her whole body. It slipped out and I felt it bend, saw my life flash before my eyes before I ended up making up an excuse to stop and save myself a terrible fate.”

“She kept asking me questions. Not regular sex questions but questions with answers that I had to think about.“

“I asked her if she wanted to have sex after it was getting hot and heavy on her bed. Thought it was more of a formality type question. She said no. Which I said sorry that I was misreading the situation, stopped what I was doing, blah blah. Then after that she said she did want to have sex and just wanted me to ask again (playing hard to get). Thought it was super weird and totally ruined the mood for me. I didn’t see her again.”

“My wife and I were having sex. I was on top justa humping away when she said, “stop, wait a minute” I said “what’s wrong?” and she said “one of us has a booger whistling.”

“Was getting a blowjob and she threw up green beans all over my lap….“

“She asked me to hit her. Said I wasn’t into that. She asked if I was a pussy. That was the end of that night.“

“It was our first time being intimate together. We were both naked in bed and she was giving me a handjob. Because of the medicine I was on, it could be hard to cum at times. But this was really sensual and felt great. Right as I was about to get off, she started pretending my dick was the shifter of a manual transmission. She even made the reving noises. I think I instantly went limp.“

“She pooped a little. Didn’t freak out or hold it against her but the moment was over.“

“YANKED my foreskin down so hard I started bleeding.”

“She started meowing like a fucking cat. Like litterally “MEOOOOOW!”

“Was doing doggy once with my tshirt on. the smell was making me nauseous so I stretched my shirt over her ass which was a mistake because it funneled the stench up through the collar and turned it into a concentrated ass smell. I made a gagging motion and turned my head… only to realize she had a wall mirror and she was looking right at me the whole time. It was really awkward after but I still finished, of course.“

“She told me that she suddenly realised she is asexual :/“

“We drunkenly went back to her dorm and she ate a slice of old pizza when we got back. She had pizza breath when we made out and she kept taking breaks to burp when she was giving me head.”