People Share The Biggest Antii-climax They've Had In Bedroom (17 GIFS)

"I once came so hard with my now wife that my leg cramped up. It cramped up so bad that the muscle actually strained and pulled itself. Walked with a limp and brace for 2 weeks."

"Girlfriend had a small seizure during sex (she has epilepsy). Looking back, I never thought I’d say the words “it’s okay, you are safe” while balls deep in someone."

"First night hooking up w my now gf, we were fooling around, and she was making noises, we started going at it pretty good, and she’s making louder noises. Well, her dog wasn’t too thrilled and bust in the room, I was on top of her, and the dog bit my ass."

"Her cat licked my balls while I was inside of her, I didn’t like it, ruined everything

…by “inside of her” I meant the girl, not the cat"

"Having sex with my high school girlfriend in my bed. My dad is downstairs in the basement of the house working on his computer. I’m about to orgasm and the intercom rings and my dad’s voice comes on the intercom saying “Could you come down and help me? My mouse isn’t working.” I think he did it on purpose to fuck with me, but I’ve never confronted him about it."

"In high school, my prom date shit on me during sex. I smelled it before I saw it. I stopped and said, “I think the cat farted.” 2 second later, she looked down in horror and ran to the bathroom. She got poop on my parents’ sofa and on the white carpet. I cleaned it up while she was in the bathroom, then gave her a ride home. I never saw her again. I wonder if she still thinks about it today. This was back in 2001."

"In high school I was having sex with my girlfriend at her parents house while they were at work. We hadn’t quite got to the climax per say but we were naked on the bed. BOOM! Her mom comes through the door obviously sad, sees us, and walks to her room and starts crying. Turns out her grandpa had just died and her mom came home to break the news… I could only just leave…"

"Mid-sex she moaned “fuck” really excitedly. For some reason I responded all breathy, “yeah, that’s what we’re doing.” We both busted out laughing for like ten minutes. We couldn’t get back into the mood, but we fell asleep happy."

"Cowgirl bouncing up and down….went to slap her ass and instead slapped my balls so hard I almost passed out."

"The security guard tapping on the window of my truck in the BACK OF THE PARKING LOT, on a Saturday night just as we (I) finished."

"Her dog had a seizure next to the bed. Thought it was choking so tried to Heimlich maneuver a dog while nude. Realized it wasn’t choking and she finally relaxed a bit. Dog proceeded to throw up on my foot. Mood was gone after that."

"Happened recently. Had spent the day working in a attic on some AC equipment when it was 102 outside. I do my best to drink water and take breaks but it still kicks your ass. That night the wife was feeling frisky and while I wasn’t feeling 100% I was up for some fun.

Went the whole time without much issue but just as I was about to climax I got a shooting migraine. I felt like my head was exploding and I just flopped over with my hands on my head. It took a couple minutes for it to subside enough for me to sit up properly and a couple hours for it to fully subside.

I’ve had heat related migraines before and can generally mitigate them as I had been trying to all day after I got home but I think the tensing of my body as I was climaxing just set everything off."

"My boyfriend had this fantasy of being caught, we organized a threesome where the third party would walk in, catch us in the act and join. I trusted my boyfriend at the time to pick out the other guy, he told me the other dude was a friend, not a close one but i’d like how he looks. I thought it was right that if I was going to be in a MFM threesome that he picks the guy.

So we’re in the middle of it on the couch, near the front door and my ex shows up… he was the other guy. (Boyfriend at the time had no clue I went out with him, I come from a small town)

To diffuse the situation my ex said “at least I’m not your cousin!”"

"The “sound of silence” came up on shuffle"

"4.5 Earthquake"

"About nine months ago, I went on a date with a girl shortly after having ended a long term relationship.

Things went well, she came back to mine and we started going at it on sofa. Both having a grand old time. All of a sudden she looks me dead in the eyes and says “cum for mummy”.

I did, in fact, not cum for mummy."

"I ejaculated, coughed, and sneezed all at the same time and almost blacked out. Weirdest sensation ever, and one I hope I never repeat."