What Place Would Be The Absolute Worst For Losing Your Virginity? (19 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       31 Aug 2023       1536      

"A buddy of mine in the Army lost his to an elderly Korean woman. He went to a brothel in Korea with some other soldiers, and one of them thought it would be funny to pay the oldest woman there to sleep with him. He said he would have felt guilty rejecting her when she approached him, so he just went along with it."

 

"Prison"

 

"Church"

 

"A gas station bathroom"

 

"Your ass if you’re not expecting it"

 

"Whilst flying Virgin Atlantic Airways. After they discover you’re no longer a virgin they’ll throw you out mid-flight"

 

"I lost my virginity in the handicapped bathroom of my high school cafeteria. Doesn’t get much less glamorous than that."

 

"My bedroomNo joke, I have about 120+ funko pop figures all facing my bed. If she doesn’t get turned off by me then that’ll do it LOL"

 

"School field trip while another student was watching."

 

"In a porta potty on the jobsite."

 

"Some place very uncomfortable… Like the back seat of a Volkswagen?"

 

"Lost my virginity at a park at night. I was 16 at the time which explains why I was there. But I kid you not, a couple probably in their 30s interrupted to ask if we were almost done. Of course we were horrified and immediately got up and went to leave. As we were walking out the park we could see that same couple having sex in the spot we were in! They just wanted next lmao"

 

"Cat piss stained floor at 15"

 

"I lost mine in the middle of some woods at night during winter. It was so cold and everything was terrible."

 

"The grave of your mother, per Mary Shelly."

 

"Oh a pool table. That was where I lost mine. Not very comfortable and carpet burn has nothing on the fuzz on top of a pool table."

 

"In the Pizza Hut bathroom to a guy named Troy."

 

"Lost mine in a 89 Ford ranger stick shift. Had to be really careful of my stroke length or it would have been a threesome."

 

"The beach. Without a towel. So much sand. So many crevasses."

 


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