11

"Broken nose. Blood everywhere. Not even rough sex, just tried to pull a smooth “flip her on top move” and she accidentally headbutted me."

12

"Bf went a “little nuts” and got semen in my eye. Hurt like hell for quite awhile afterwards. Kept imagining sperm trying to impregnate my eye ball."

13

"Not mine but a friend. Hand sanitizer and lube in similar containers near the bed resulted in a sanitized vagina."

14

"I have “jaw and throat sprain from vigorous oral sex” in my medical record…..I went to emergency thinking I had mumps. I did not."

15

"Pretty rare: During a BJ I got Transient Global Amnesia (TGA) which caused me to lose the previous 48 hours. It can be triggered by orgasm and it was scary AF. Forgot how I got where I was, where I was going, who I was meeting. I remembered my name, address, family etc but had no idea what day of the week it was… it all came back after 24 hours with the exception of a 20min period."

16

"My partner and I have had what we have now dubbed the Jalapeñis incident. He chopped up and de-seeded a bunch of jalapeños from the garden with no gloves on. Soon after and in a moment of thoughtlessness he went to the bathroom and got all that jalapeño oil from his hands onto his junk. He did his best to wash it off but oils can absorb. HOURS later, we were getting down to business and I just thought that there was no way I could incur 3rd transfer jalapeño wrath…but sure enough, after a few minutes of going at it my vag started to burn. Stuck it out though and we both finished in flaming glory."

17

"Ex was riding me, bent my unit in half to the point I screamed and rolled over. Next day she showed up with an ice cream cake saying “sorry I broke your dick written on it.” Said the guy at dairy queen lost his shit while writing it."

18

"My ex bruised my cervix. He was a pretty long guy. He went too hard apparently. The next morning I had the worst pain of my life, so I to the doctor, who insisted I go to the ER because we thought something inside of me was failing.

ER did blood tests, ultrasounds, and a pelvic exam. I was there for 6 hours and my results? A bruised cervix with inflammation. That’s the reason I had the horrible side pains. My ex wouldn’t stop smiling and giggling the whole ride home. So proud of his dong for putting me in the ER."

19

"My late wife used to get nice acryllic French tipped nails. She chipped one really bad once and she didn’t file the jagged parts enough. We were getting frisky, she got handsy, the jagged edge sliced across the head of my penis. I screamed. There was blood. It hurt like fuck. Mood killed. We both laughed about it later. She called it the time she almost decapitated my penis. It was a pretty funny yet painful incident."

20

"Suffered a bruised ego."